Posts Tagged ‘meh’

17
Jun

The Happening

   Posted by: Fence   in Moving Pictures

Writ & Dir: M. Night Shyamalan

  • Mark Wahlberg … Elliot Moore
  • Zooey Deschanel … Alma Moore
  • John Leguizamo … Julian
  • Ashlyn Sanchez … Jess
  • Betty Buckley … Mrs. Jones

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I just don’t know. I really wanted to like this film. The few trailers I saw really seemed to hint at an interesting film. And despite the low-key opening weekend I was expecting some form of entertainment. I didn’t get it.

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Tags: 4 Stars, acting? we dont do that here, Ashlyn Sanchez, Betty Buckley, but nothing happens!, John Leguizamo, M. Night Shyamalan, Mark Wahlberg, meh, R15A, The Happening, Zooey Deschanel

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17
Jun

The Incredible Hulk

   Posted by: Fence   in Moving Pictures

Dir: Louis Leterrier
Writ: Zak Penn

  • Edward Norton … Bruce Banner
  • Liv Tyler … Betty Ross
  • Tim Roth … Emil Blonsky
  • Tim Blake Nelson … Samuel Sterns
  • Ty Burrell … Dr. Samson
  • William Hurt … Gen. Thaddeus ‘Thunderbolt’ Ross
  • Lou Ferrigno … Voice of The Incredible Hulk / Security Guard

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I’m one of the few who seem to have liked Ang Lee’s version of the Hulk, but I seem to be in agreement with most of the reviews I’ve spotted of this film. It wasn’t good. It wasn’t bad. It was simply meh.

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Tags: 5 Stars, based on comic, Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Lou Ferringo, Louis Leterrier, meh, R12A, sff, The Incredible Hulk, Tim Blake Nelson, Tim Roth, Ty Burrell, where are the characters?, William Hurt, Zak Penn

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5
Jun

Oh my gawd!

   Posted by: Fence   in TV

Do you know that I have watched no real telly so far this week. Okay, so I spent the long weekend watching nothing but House season one. But that was on dvd, so it doesn’t count. Apart from that I’ve watched the finale of this season’s Lost and the season finale of Bones and thats it.

And to be honest I was impressed by neither. Meh to both I say.

I did catch 5 seconds of Rome repeats on Discovery last night. I miss good telly :(

Even Medium is repeats now. I can tell, Alison has long long hair. le sigh Nothing to watch.

Tags: Bones, House, Lost, Medium, meh, Rome, season finale, telly

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11
May

The Tooth Fairy

   Posted by: Fence   in Books

Image of The Tooth FairyAuthor: Graham Joyce
ISBN: 1857983424 DDC: 823.914
Read for the Once Upon A Time Challenge
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Clive was on the far side of the green pond, torturing a king-crested newt.

I’ve read a few Graham Joyce books at this stage; this one by him won the British fantasy award so I was hoping for good things. It tells the story of Sam, a young boy growing up in 1960s England, who one night is visited by the tooth fairy, an entity that is not the insect sized woman with wings that you might expect. Instead he or she changes depending on circumstances. Sometimes male, sometimes female, sometimes an androgynous figure, but always unsettling and unwelcome in Sam’s life.

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Tags: 1960s, 5 Stars, 823.914, Britain - 1960s, British fantasy award winner, coming of age, England, folklore, Graham Joyce, meh, Once Upon A Time Challenge, sff, The Tooth fairy

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1
Nov

Heroes - Kindred

   Posted by: Fence   in TV

Season 2 episode 03 (Kindred)
Dir: Paul Edwards Writ: J.J. Philbin
Yes, I know, when recapping I really should start at the beginning, but I really couldn’t be arsed rewatching episodes 1 & 2 so you’ll just have to deal. And there will be spoilers under the cut.

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Tags: 7 Stars, accents, Ali Larter, Dominic Keating, flashbacks, Hayden Panettiere, Heroes, Heroes 2.03, J.J. Philbin, Jack Coleman, Kindred, meh, Oirish accents, Paul A. Edwards, sff, Tim Kring

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12
Feb

Blood and Chocolate

   Posted by: Fence   in Moving Pictures

Dir: Katja von Garnier
Writ: Ehren Kruger, Christopher Landon; original novel by Annette Curtis Klause

  • Agnes Bruckner - Vivian
  • Hugh Dancy - Aiden
  • Olivier Martinez - Gabriel
  • Katja Riemann - Astrid
  • Bryan Dick - Rafe

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usFrom the people who brought us Underworld so I hope you are not expecting the best film in the world here? To be honest this film does exactly what it says on the tin. It is a supernatural horror love story, based on a novel for “young adults”, although from the wikipedia article it seems as though there were quite a few changes made to the book’s plot.

The film revolves around Vivian; who some believe to be the girl from the prophecy, the one who will lead the loup-garoux into a new dawn. Or something like that. Loup-garoux being the term used for these Romanian werewolves. Everyone also believes that the pack leader, Gabriel, will choose Vivian to be his next mate. For some reason the pack rules say he has a new mate every 7 years. Why this is is never explained.

And of course, as is usual in these types of films, the love story is a sort of Romeo and Juliet affair, resulting in death and violence.

In a lot of places the dialogue is cheesy, and the effects aren’t all that great, plus the plot is fairly nonsensical. But the film isn’t terrible. It is merely meh, although I did like the fact that these werewolves become actual wolves, and real wolves were used in the film. And some of the film looked quite good. So a meh-film, made a little better by a tenny little bit of style. But I can’t really recommend it to anyone.

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Tags: 5 Stars, Agnes Brucknew, Annetter Curtis Klause, based on book, Blood and Chocolate, Bryan Cick, Christopher Landon, Ehren Kruger, horror, Hugh Cancy, Katja Riemann, Katja von Garnier, loup-garoux, meh, Olivier Martinez, romance, Romeo and Juliet, sff, stylish, werewolves

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18
Jan

The Pursuit of Happyness

   Posted by: Fence   in Moving Pictures

Dir: Gabriele Muccino
Writ: Steve Conrad

  • Will Smith - Chris Gardner
  • Jaden Smith - Christopher
  • Thandie Newton - Linda

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usAt the start of the film Linda is pulling double shifts while Chris is out selling bone density machines, struggling to make ends meet and support their young son Christopher. Things are not going well, the bone density machine isn’t selling as well as Chris had hoped and he had invested all his money in it. They are behind on the rent and nothing seems to be going their way. Their marriage too is under pressure and when Linda gets the offer of a job in New York she takes it, leaving Christopher behind with his father.

Chris, inspired to become a stoke-broker because he saw a shiny car, applies for an internship, and gets it, only to discover that it is unpaid.

He can’t pay the rent and is forced from his apartment to a motel, but can’t afford that and ends up spending the night in a train station, all the time trying to take care of his son. They move from homeless shelter to shelter, all the while Chris is trying to be the best intern at the stockbrokers, to be the one they offer a job to, all in the pursuit of happiness.

Acting-wise this is a good film. Will Smith has shown that he can handle more serious characters and is entirely believeable here. His son, Jaden plays his on scren son and is really fantastic. But I just couldn’t get behind the central messge of this film, which seemed to me to be “aim as high as you can, because if you try hard enough you will succeed and it will all be worth it”.

I don’t buy that.

What if there had been another intern in a similar position to our hero? One of them would have come away with nothing, and ended up on the streets, pursuing happiness is all well and good, but you have to deal in reality. We are constantly shown there happy ever after success stories, but what about all those people who go after this great prize only to fail? We don’t get to see their stories, yet surely their warnings are just as important as the rarer winners?

And then there is Chris’s message to his son, never let anyone tell you what you can’t do, never accept limits but find out what you want and go for it, don’t let anything stop you achieving it. Never let anyone tell you that you can’t do something.
Am I the only one a little disturbed by how selfish and stupid that message is?

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Tags: 4 Stars, capitalism, film with a message, Gabriele Muccino, hope, Jaden Smith, meh, poverty, selfish, Steve Conrad, stupid, Thandie Newton, The Persuit of Happyness, Will Smith

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