Peoples, prepare for some rejoicing, for I have wonderful news. That’s right. I am giving you reason to head out and party on this slightly chilly November morning. Are you ready for this spectacular event?
It really is great news. Because, you see, the word meh is all growed up and has taken its rightful place in the Collins English Dictionary.
I know, I know, you can barely contain your joy at this decision. I feel that we should have a natinal holiday. Or summat.
And Aparthor will be today’s deity.