12 July 2010
Cast: Ashley Greene, Bryce Dallas Howard, Jackson Rathbone, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner
Script: Melissa Rosenberg
Genre: romance, sff
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Okay, so for those of you who have been wise enough to avoid all the Twilight nonsense, here is a quick catch-you-up; a young girl called Bella moves to live with her father after her mother remarries in order to … Continue reading
27 January 2010
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Sometimes looking at my Statcounter details I’m a little icked out. I mean fanfic is all well and good, but Brian O’Driscoll fanfic! I just can’t get my head around that. Real people are real. You can’t fanfic them. At … Continue reading
18 May 2006
Cast: Robert Pattinson
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Tonight, is the night, that Brian Kennedy[1] proves once and for all that Ireland will no longer win at Eurovision. He’ll sing whatever it is he is going to sing[2] and the judges will point and laugh and we will … Continue reading
18 August 2005
Cast: Jamie Foxx, Jessica Biel, Josh Lucas
Script: W. D. Richter
Genre: Action
Setting: future, USA
4 Stars
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It’s 2001 with added explosions and minus any thought. If you want to reduce Stealth down to basics of course :) Personally I kind of enjoyed it. I went in expecting shite, and I came out having seen shite. But … Continue reading
28 January 2005
Cast: Jacinda Barrett, Joaquin Phoenix, John Travolta, Robert Patrick
Script: Beau Thorne
Setting: Baltimore
2 Stars
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So you see firemen and Joaquin Phoenix and you think, hmmm, that’ll be fun. (Or you do if you’re me). Well it wasn’t. Honestly, yet another crappy film. 2005 has been very mixed so far. Ladder 49 starts with Phoenix … Continue reading
Book 8 in the Sword of Truth series Sometimes you know, people really make me wonder. The Sword of Truth series of books started off fine. Fairly regular “epic fantasy” with an unknown becoming a hero, finding out that he … Continue reading
20 April 2004
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Isn’t it strange what you come across in the course of a day? There I was doing the ILLs when I saw an intriging article title before me: “Vacum Cleaner Injury ” of the Penis. Their quotation marks not mine. … Continue reading
19 September 2003
Cast: Colin Farrell, LL Cool J, Michelle Rodriguez, Olivier Martinez, Samuel L. Jackson
Script: David Ayer, David McKenna, Jim McClain, Robert Hammer, Ron Mita
Genre: Action
Setting: Los Angelos
2 Stars
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The latest offering from Colin Farrell and another film featuring cops. But sadly this is a rubbish film. The dialogue is so cliched that one has to laugh the whole way through, or else walk out in disgust. Luckily I … Continue reading