Zoo by James Patterson, Michael Ledwidge
One of my RIP reads For years now Jackson Oz has been tracking animal attacks on people. It started out as a joke, but as the data kept coming in he...
20 October 2012
Taken 2 dir. by Olivier Megaton
After the events of Taken life has slowly gotten back to some form of normality for Bryan Mills and his family. But in Albania the families of the men he killed...
6 October 2012
The Green Hornet dir. by Michel Gondry
Britt Reid is a spoiled little rich boy. One day, after his father dies he wakes to find that his coffee has been badly made. In a fit of rage he...
21 January 2011
Observe and report dir. by Jody Hill
Writ & Dir by Jody Hill
This is a supposed comedy in which a mall cop tries to get together with the “hot girl” and stop a flasher and find out who is stealing from the mall and also join the real police. I hated it. Hated and despised it. With a fiery fiery passion.
4 October 2010
From Paris with love dir. by Pierre Morel
James Reece is trying hard to become a secret agent while working at the American Embassy in Paris. He is smart, and plays chess. And he is in love with a beautiful French woman, who has just asked him to marry her, and now his dream is coming true, he is taking action in the fight against drugs and terrorism, because he has been assigned to Charlie Wax, an “unorthodox” agent who may not play by the rules but gets things done.
Before I go any further I will say one thing: Do NOT watch this film.
19 August 2010
Eclipse [based on the book] by Stephenie Meyer dir. by David Slade
Okay, so for those of you who have been wise enough to avoid all the Twilight nonsense, here is a quick catch-you-up; a young girl called Bella moves to live with...
12 July 2010
Jumper [based on the book] by Steven Gould dir. by Doug Liman
David Rice used to be your average chump. His word, not mine. But then he discovered that he could jump; transport himself instantly from one place to another. And suddenly his...
19 February 2008
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer [based on characters created] by Jack Kirby, Stan Lee dir. by Tim Story
This was pants. Complete pants. Not even bad enough to be enjoyed. Harsh? Maybe, but true. I wasn’t overly fond of the first film but it did the job of light...
17 June 2007
White Noise 2: The Light dir. by Patrick Lussier
Okay, so I wouldn’t have gone to this film at all if it hadn’t been for the fact that Nathan Fillion was in it. I hadn’t seen the first White Noise...
12 January 2007
that the source matter was riddled with factual errors, gaping plot holes and logical knots that even Descartes could not untangle
Over the past few days I’ve been to see three films. And they were all crap. First off I went to see Poseidon, which I expected to be crap, and so...
11 June 2006
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