One of my RIP reads For years now Jackson Oz has been tracking animal attacks on people. It started out as a joke, but as the data kept coming in he began to think it was more than that. He … Continue reading
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6 October 2012
Cast: Famke Janssen, Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace
Script: Luc Besson, Robert Mark Kamen
Genre: Action
Setting: 2010s, Istanbul
4 Stars
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Taken 2 directed by Olivier Megaton
After the events of Taken life has slowly gotten back to some form of normality for Bryan Mills and his family. But in Albania the families of the men he killed while rescuing his daughter are burying their dead. And … Continue reading
21 August 2011
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Le sigh
How many people in the internet world still use internet explorer? Cause I’ve just taken a quick peak at this site in it and everything is all crappy. Comments aren’t displaying properly, images all over the shop. Tis a mess! … Continue reading
21 January 2011
Cast: Cameran Diaz, Christoph Waltz, Jay Chou, Seth Rogen, Tom Wilkinson
Script: Evan Goldberg, Seth Rogen
Genre: Action
3 Stars
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The Green Hornet directed by Michel Gondry
Britt Reid is a spoiled little rich boy. One day, after his father dies he wakes to find that his coffee has been badly made. In a fit of rage he demands to know why! Why isn’t his coffee its … Continue reading
4 October 2010
Cast: Anna Faris, Celia Weston, Jesse Plemons, Michael Peña, Ray Liotta, Seth Rogen
Script: Jody Hill
Genre: comedy, failure
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Observe and report directed by Jody Hill
Writ & Dir by Jody Hill
This is a supposed comedy in which a mall cop tries to get together with the “hot girl” and stop a flasher and find out who is stealing from the mall and also join the real police. I hated it. Hated and despised it. With a fiery fiery passion. Continue reading
19 August 2010
Cast: John Travolta, Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Script: Adi Hasak, Luc Besson
Genre: Action
Setting: Paris
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From Paris with love directed by Pierre Morel
James Reece is trying hard to become a secret agent while working at the American Embassy in Paris. He is smart, and plays chess. And he is in love with a beautiful French woman, who has just asked him to marry her, and now his dream is coming true, he is taking action in the fight against drugs and terrorism, because he has been assigned to Charlie Wax, an “unorthodox” agent who may not play by the rules but gets things done.
Before I go any further I will say one thing: Do NOT watch this film.
12 July 2010
Cast: Ashley Greene, Bryce Dallas Howard, Jackson Rathbone, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner
Script: Melissa Rosenberg
Genre: romance, sff
5 Comments
Eclipse directed by David Slade
Okay, so for those of you who have been wise enough to avoid all the Twilight nonsense, here is a quick catch-you-up; a young girl called Bella moves to live with her father after her mother remarries in order to … Continue reading
19 February 2008
Cast: Diane Lane, Hayden Christensen, Jamie Bell, Kristen Stewart, Rachel Bilson, Samuel L. Jackson
Script: David S. Goyer, Jim Uhls, Simon Kinberg
Genre: sff
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Jumper directed by Doug Liman
Based on book by Steven Gould David Rice used to be your average chump. His word, not mine. But then he discovered that he could jump; transport himself instantly from one place to another. And suddenly his world is fabtastic. … Continue reading
17 June 2007
Cast: Chris Evans, Doug Jones, Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba, Julian McMahon, Laurence Fishburne, Michael Chiklis
Script: Don Payne, John Turman, Mark Frost
Genre: Action, sff
2 Stars
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Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer [based on characters created] by Jack Kirby, Stan Lee directed by Tim Story
This was pants. Complete pants. Not even bad enough to be enjoyed. Harsh? Maybe, but true. I wasn’t overly fond of the first film but it did the job of light entertainment. This one though was boring. An unforgivable flaw … Continue reading
12 January 2007
Cast: Katee Sackhoff, Nathan Fillion
Script: Matt Venne
Genre: horror
2 Stars
1 Comment
White Noise 2: The Light directed by Patrick Lussier
Okay, so I wouldn’t have gone to this film at all if it hadn’t been for the fact that Nathan Fillion was in it. I hadn’t seen the first White Noise film so why would I go see the sequel. … Continue reading