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They’re back
Yeah, that’s right, it is time for the return of The X Factor. I do love this show. I also hate it. Telly and I have a complex relationship. Just deal with it.
And this year we have a new judge, Cheryl somewan or other. From Girls Aloud, so the interwebs reveal. ooohhhh. Colour me impressed! [...]
Tagged: crap, hate to love, love to hate, reality TV, recap, Simon Cowell, The X Factor
War
Dir: Philip G. Atwell
Writ: Lee Anthony Smith & Gregory J. Bradley
Jet Li … Rogue
Jason Statham … Jack Crawford
Devon Aoki … Kira
Luis Guzmán … Benny
Supposedly this is a martial-arts action film about an FBI agent hunting down an assassin because he killed the cop’s partner. But in reality there isn’t enough plot for that. Which is very [...]
Tagged: 2 Stars, action, assassin, Chinese Triads, corrupt police, crap, crime, Devon Aoki, FBI, Gregory J. Bradley, Japanese mafia, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Lee Anthony Smith, Luis Guzmán, martial arts, Philip G. Atwell, plotless, police, War
Danse Macabre
Author: Laurell K. Hamilton
ISBN: 1841494747 DDC: 813.54
#14 in the Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter verse
Read for the RIP Challenge
See also: LibraryThing ; Voracious Reader ; It’s not the heat, it’s the humanity
It was the middle of November. I was supposed to be out jogging, but instead I was sitting at my breakfast table talking about [...]
Tagged: 1 Star, 813.54, Anita Blake series, bad porn, Bored Now!, crap, Danse Macabre, Laurell K. Hamilton, plotless, RIP Challenge, series, shape-shifters, vampires, werewolves
You can’t put any spin on that performance
Honesty from Eddie O’Sullivan; a shocking game. Not up to par. Etc.
My opinion: Holy Fucking Jesus! 32-17! Christ on mother-fucking bike!
Tagged: 2007RWC, crap, Eddie O’Sullivan, Ireland, rugby
The Guardian
Dir: Andrew Davis
Writ: Ron L. Brinkerhoff
Kevin Costner – Ben Randall
Ashton Kutcher – Jake Fischer
Sela Ward – Helen Randall
Melissa Sagemiller – Emily Thomas
Clancy Brown – Capt. William Hadley
Grizzled old veteran teaches impudent new pup how to be a rescue swimmer.And that is about it.
But if that was all I said it’d make for a pretty short [...]
Tagged: 3 Stars, action, Andrew Davis, Ashton Kutcher, Bored Now!, buddy movie, Clancy Brown, clichéd, Coastguard, crap, Kevin Costner, Melissa Sagemiller, Ron L. Brinkerhoff, Sela Ward, The Guardian
that the source matter was riddled with factual errors, gaping plot holes and logical knots that even Descartes could not untangle
Over the past few days I’ve been to see three films. And they were all crap.
First off I went to see Poseidon, which I expected to be crap, and so actually enjoyed it. A good mindless piece of entertainment.
But then I went to see X-Men: The Last Stand. Now after Singer left I thought it [...]
Tagged: crap, Poseidon, rubbish, The Da Vinci Code, X-Men: the Last Stand
Poseidon
Dir: Wolfgang Petersen
Writ: Mark Protosevich & novel by Paul Gallico
Kurt Russell – Robert Ramsey
Josh Lucas – Dylan Johns
Richard Dreyfuss – Richard Nelson
Jacinda Barrett – Maggie James
You know this was a surprisingly entertaining film. Okay, so the plot was wafer-thin, and the characters not so defined, and the opening shot of the boat incredibly boring, but [...]
Tagged: 4 Stars, action, based on book, based on previous film, crap, disaster, Freddy RodrÃguez, Jacinda Barrett, Josh Lucas, Kurt Russell, Mark Protosevich, mindless fun, Paul Gallico, Poseidon, Richard Dreyfuss, special effects, Wolfgang Petersen
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