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They’re back

Yeah, that’s right, it is time for the return of The X Factor. I do love this show. I also hate it. Telly and I have a complex relationship. Just deal with it.
And this year we have a new judge, Cheryl somewan or other. From Girls Aloud, so the interwebs reveal. ooohhhh. Colour me impressed! [...]

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War

Dir: Philip G. Atwell
Writ: Lee Anthony Smith & Gregory J. Bradley

Jet Li … Rogue
Jason Statham … Jack Crawford
Devon Aoki … Kira
Luis Guzmán … Benny

Supposedly this is a martial-arts action film about an FBI agent hunting down an assassin because he killed the cop’s partner. But in reality there isn’t enough plot for that. Which is very [...]

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Danse Macabre

Author: Laurell K. Hamilton
ISBN: 1841494747 DDC: 813.54
#14 in the Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter verse
Read for the RIP Challenge
See also: LibraryThing ; Voracious Reader ; It’s not the heat, it’s the humanity
It was the middle of November. I was supposed to be out jogging, but instead I was sitting at my breakfast table talking about [...]

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You can’t put any spin on that performance

Honesty from Eddie O’Sullivan; a shocking game. Not up to par. Etc.
My opinion: Holy Fucking Jesus! 32-17! Christ on mother-fucking bike!

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The Guardian

Dir: Andrew Davis
Writ: Ron L. Brinkerhoff

Kevin Costner – Ben Randall
Ashton Kutcher – Jake Fischer
Sela Ward – Helen Randall
Melissa Sagemiller – Emily Thomas
Clancy Brown – Capt. William Hadley

Grizzled old veteran teaches impudent new pup how to be a rescue swimmer.And that is about it.
But if that was all I said it’d make for a pretty short [...]

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that the source matter was riddled with factual errors, gaping plot holes and logical knots that even Descartes could not untangle

Over the past few days I’ve been to see three films. And they were all crap.
First off I went to see Poseidon, which I expected to be crap, and so actually enjoyed it. A good mindless piece of entertainment.
But then I went to see X-Men: The Last Stand. Now after Singer left I thought it [...]

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Poseidon

Dir: Wolfgang Petersen
Writ: Mark Protosevich & novel by Paul Gallico

Kurt Russell – Robert Ramsey
Josh Lucas – Dylan Johns
Richard Dreyfuss – Richard Nelson
Jacinda Barrett – Maggie James

You know this was a surprisingly entertaining film. Okay, so the plot was wafer-thin, and the characters not so defined, and the opening shot of the boat incredibly boring, but [...]

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