Susan Hated Literature

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Zoo by ,

One of my RIP reads For years now Jackson Oz has been tracking animal attacks on people. It started out…

Taken 2 dir. by

After the events of Taken life has slowly gotten back to some form of normality for Bryan Mills and his…

Le sigh

How many people in the internet world still use internet explorer? Cause I’ve just taken a quick peak at this…

The Green Hornet dir. by

Britt Reid is a spoiled little rich boy. One day, after his father dies he wakes to find that his…

Observe and report dir. by

Writ & Dir by Jody Hill
This is a supposed comedy in which a mall cop tries to get together with the “hot girl” and stop a flasher and find out who is stealing from the mall and also join the real police. I hated it. Hated and despised it. With a fiery fiery passion.

From Paris with love dir. by

James Reece is trying hard to become a secret agent while working at the American Embassy in Paris. He is smart, and plays chess. And he is in love with a beautiful French woman, who has just asked him to marry her, and now his dream is coming true, he is taking action in the fight against drugs and terrorism, because he has been assigned to Charlie Wax, an “unorthodox” agent who may not play by the rules but gets things done.

Before I go any further I will say one thing: Do NOT watch this film.

Eclipse [based on the book] by dir. by

Okay, so for those of you who have been wise enough to avoid all the Twilight nonsense, here is a…

Jumper [based on the book] by dir. by

David Rice used to be your average chump. His word, not mine. But then he discovered that he could jump;…

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer [based on characters created] by , dir. by

This was pants. Complete pants. Not even bad enough to be enjoyed. Harsh? Maybe, but true. I wasn’t overly fond…

White Noise 2: The Light dir. by

Okay, so I wouldn’t have gone to this film at all if it hadn’t been for the fact that Nathan…

Marie Antoinette dir. by

that the source matter was riddled with factual errors, gaping plot holes and logical knots that even Descartes could not untangle

Over the past few days I’ve been to see three films. And they were all crap. First off I went…

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