American Dreamz dir. by Paul Weitz
The things you’ll do for family. Yes, I took my little sister and my cousin to see this horrible excuse for a film while I was in Sligo this weekend. It...
23 April 2006
Casanova dir. by Lasse Hallström
This is a terrible film. Terrible. And the really annoying thing is that it has virtually no redeeming qualities. Yes Heath can be nice to look at, but his “phwoar” manner...
22 February 2006
The Skeleton Key dir. by Iain Softley
This is supposed to be a horror film, but the only thing horrifing is how bad the film is. Set in the South of America, The Skeleton Key tells the story...
4 February 2006
Memoirs of a Geisha [based on book] by Arthur Golden dir. by Rob Marshall
In short, this is a film that is pretty to look at, but boring to watch. Okay, I’ll say a bit more about it: Memoirs of a Geisha has been somewhat...
3 February 2006
Doom dir. by Andrzej Bartkowiak
I wasn’t hoping for great things, and all my hopes were met. Not good at all. The basic plot is that some sort of problem sends a group of marines up...
10 December 2005
Serenity by Keith R.A. DeCandido
ISBN: 1416502882 813.54 Novelization of the film by the same name. Where do you start when you go to write a novelization? Do you just stick to the script, or go...
27 October 2005
Pride and Prejudice [based on book] by Jane Austen dir. by Joe Wright
Sometimes directors really make you think, make you stop and consider their work, make you want to never ever see anything in the cinema ever again because they have killed any...
26 September 2005
The Dukes of Hazzard dir. by Jay Chandrasekhar
This doesn’t even deserve the title of film. A film has a story, a plot, characters! It entertains. This, this monster is just plain boring. Worst film ever! Yes, I’ve seen...
28 August 2005
The Pacifier dir. by Adam Shankman
Terrible, terrible film. But then again we already knew that from the poster didn’t we. And the premise was horrible. I blame Copper-copper for asking me did I want to go....
24 July 2005
Vanity Fair [based on book] by William Makepiece Thackery dir. by Mira Nair
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. This is not a good film. To be honest it isn’t even worth discussing, apart from two aspects. There is wonderful look of the costumes,...
19 July 2005
Eight Legged Freaks dir. by Ellory Elkayem
This was on the telly last night, when it came out, back in 2002, it was one I meant to watch. It looked silly but fun. Well, maybe it’d be better...
18 July 2005
War of the Worlds [based on book] by H.G. Wells dir. by Stephen Spielberg
You know the way you go to see a film that you’ve heard is crap, you have these really low expectations so the film turns out to be quite good. Well,...
5 July 2005
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