Tag Archives | language
Oh happy day
Peoples, prepare for some rejoicing, for I have wonderful news. That’s right. I am giving you reason to head out […]
Posted on 18 November 2008 | By Fence | 7 responses
Royal Escape
No ISBN ; Elsewhere Set after the execution of Charles I, this book tells the story of Charles II after […]
Posted on 23 October 2008 | By Fence
There are many apostrophe’s
Yes. I know. No need to say it. I’m well aware that the plural does not take an apostrophe. But […]
Posted on 30 May 2008 | By Fence | 3 responses
Either I’ve been missing something or nothing has been going on.
2008[1] hasn’t been so great for me and the regular blogging, has it? at least so far. All that may […]
Posted on 24 January 2008 | By Fence | 10 responses
Lady in the Water
This is an odd film. A very odd film.
Ever since The Sixth Sense Shyamalan has been known as the “twist guy” for his film endings; I don’t think that is a fair description. And while you can say that Unbreakable, Signs and The Village all had twists to their endings, the twists weren’t all that important. The films were stories about people, truth, and finding out who you are. The Lady in the water continues in this vein, but at the same time it is a very different type of film. As Shyamalan has said, it is a bedtime story. A fairy tale, for children. So it is, of course, going to be more simplistic and yet at the same time it is more complicated than that.
Posted on 17 August 2006 | By Fence | 3 responses
Armed with the rules of grammar and punctuation
Sometimes you find the bestest[1] things on the interweb. You know when you correct[2] your younger siblings’ pronunciation or spelling […]
Posted on 9 August 2006 | By Fence | 11 responses
Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?
You’d think that I’d have enough of catalogues and that sorta stuff at work, wouldn’t you? But you’d be wrong. […]
Posted on 3 August 2006 | By Fence | 12 responses
Unspeak
ISBN: 0316731005 A long time ago in China, a philosopher was asked the first thing he would do if he […]
Posted on 22 June 2006 | By Fence | 26 responses
How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?
When I came into work this morning there was a bio of Shane MacGowan on the desk. You know yer […]
Posted on 6 June 2006 | By Fence | 14 responses
If Cruise and Katie Holmes wed, each of his wives will have been eleven years younger than the last.
Another lesson in the importance of proofreading[1] And once again this lesson is courtesy of the free newspapers available on […]
Posted on 18 April 2006 | By Fence | 37 responses
If we would have new knowledge, we must get a whole world of new questions
Is this, or is this not one of the worst sentences you have ever read? No, not the sentence you’ve […]
Posted on 11 April 2006 | By Fence | 11 responses
If you search for insulting words or browse through our collection of insulting words, you may be insulted
When I was at college, suffering through a year of shite in order to become a librarian, we were introduced[1] […]
