Jun 03 2008

Heart-shaped box

Published by Fence under Books

Author: Joe Hill
ISBN: 9780575081864 DDC: 813.6Image of Heart-Shaped Box
See also: LibraryThing ; Other reviews ; Joe Hill Fiction.com

Jude had a private collection.
He had framed sketches of the seven dwarves on the wall of his studio, in between his platinum records.

Judas Coyne has just bought a ghost. Or at least, he has paid for a suit, on the understanding that with the suit will come a ghost. Just one more thing to add to his collection. The collection of a retired death-metal rock star. Only it turns out that it wasn’t just an accident that led to Jude visiting that e-bay wannabe website. Some one really wanted Jude to buy that suit. And once bought there are no returns and no refunds.

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Tags: 6 Stars, 813.6, death, ghosts, Haunted, heart-shaped box, horror, Joe Hill, Locus award winner, sff

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May 27 2008

Outpost

Published by Fence under Moving Pictures

Ray as D.C. in OutpostDir: Steve Barker
Writ: Rae Brunton

  • Ray Stevenson … DC
  • Julian Wadham … Hunt
  • Richard Brake … Prior
  • Paul Blair … Jordan
  • Brett Fancy … Taktarov
  • Enoch Frost … Cotter
  • Julian Rivett … Voyteche

You can’t kill what’s already dead! Nazi-Zombies! An 18s rating! That should tell you everything you need to know about this horror flick. Oh, and it has Ray Stevenson (Rome) as an ex-marine mercenary type.

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Tags: 7 Stars, creepy, death, Enoch Frost, ghosts, horror, Julian Rivett, Julian Wadham, mercenaries, nazi, Nazi-zombies, Outpost, Paul Blair, R18, Rae Brunton, Ray Stevenson, Richard Brake, sff, soldiers, Steve Barker, tense

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Nov 06 2007

Stardust

Published by Fence under Moving Pictures

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usDir: Matthew Vaughn
Writ: Jane Goldman & Matthew Vaughn based on book by Neil Gaiman

  • Charlie Cox … Tristan
  • Ian McKellen … Narrator (voice)
  • David Kelly … Guard
  • Kate Magowan … Slave Girl / Una
  • Sienna Miller … Victoria
  • Peter O’Toole … King
  • Mark Strong … Septimus
  • Jason Flemyng … Primus
  • Rupert Everett … Secundus
  • David Walliams … Sextus
  • Michelle Pfeiffer … Lamia
  • Claire Danes … Yvaine
  • Robert De Niro … Captain Shakespeare

I read this book a while ago and really enjoyed it, so I wasn’t too sure if I’d enjoy the film. You know the way they always change stuff. But I try to pretend that it is a brand new story and not based on any book, course that doesn’t always work, but I do try.

Anyway, I’m happy to report that Stardust is just a lovely film. It is the story of a young man who goes on a quest into the faerie world to bring back a star in order to prove his love. Only across “the wall” he finds that the star is actually a woman, and that there are others looking to find her, and for slightly more nefarious reasons.

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Tags: 8 Stars, awww, based on book, Charlies Cox, charming, Claire Danes, david Kelly, David Williams, enchanting, faerie, ghosts, Ian McKellen, Jane Goldman, Kate magowan, Mark Strong, Matthew Vaughn, Michelle Pfeiffer, Neil Gaiman, Peter O'Toole, pirates, Ricky Gervais, Robert de Niro, romance, Rupert Everett, sff, Sienna Miller, star, Stardust

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May 31 2007

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End

Published by Fence under Moving Pictures

Dir: Gore Verbinksi
Writ: Ted Elliott & Terry Rossio

  • Johnny Depp … Jack Sparrow
  • Geoffrey Rush … Barbossa
  • Orlando Bloom … Will Turner
  • Keira Knightley … Elizabeth Swann
  • Jack Davenport … Norrington
  • Bill Nighy … Davy Jones
  • Mackenzie Crook … Ragetti
  • Stellan SkarsgÃ¥rd … ‘Bootstrap’ Bill Turner
  • Naomie Harris … Tia Dalma
  • Chow Yun-Fat … Captain Sao Feng
  • Keith Richards … Captain Teague

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Surprisingly I liked this. I loved the first, but was bored during the second, so I wasn’t expecting great things from the third in the series. Maybe this was the reason I liked it, low expectations and all, but whatever the cause I’m glad.

It isn’t as good as the first; I don’t think I’d be bothered to rewatch it. Maybe if it showed up on telly, or I wanted to waste three hours, but I wouldn’t be pushed either way. Still it more than did its job of entertaining me throughout the film. And earned a few laughs as well. So thumbs up I think.

And then there is the whole look and feel of the film. It is fab. Honestly. I loved Davy Jones’ locker, and the hallucinations of Jack Sparrows. Fantastic. Surreal and trippy, but wonderful.

That being said, there were bits I didn’t like, but then again what film is perfect. Especially if it has Keira Knightly in it? I’m not a fan, but she did okay, nothing to complain about[1] I feel kinda the same about Orlando Bloom, I’m not a huge fan, but he did the job, although he really wasn’t in it all that much, despite being a principle character.

Yes, there is too much going on, and plots that go nowhere, and senselessness, but it doesn’t really matter. Jack is cool. Pirates are piratey. So it is all good.

Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the Colors high…
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never say we die.

And while I’m here; the opening was a bit dark wasn’t it? I mean, the hangings of huge numbers of people, including children, but cunningly filmed so it only got a 12s rating.

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Linknotes:
  1. apart from her being so skinny, my god a sword is fatter than her, but whatever
Tags: battles, Bill Nighy, Chow Yun-Fat, Geoffrey Rush, ghosts, Gore Verbinksi, Jack Davenport, Johnny Depp, Keira Knightley, Keith Richards, Mackenzie CrookStellan Skarsgård, marine warfare, Naomie Harris, ocean, Orlando Bloom, pirates, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, POTC, sea, sff, Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio

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Mar 03 2006

Beyond Black

Published by Fence under Books, Fiction

ISBN: 0007157762
Author: Hilary Mantel
DDC: 823.914

Travelling: the dank oily days after Christmas. The motorway, its wastes looping London: the margin’s scrub-grass flaring orange in the lights, and the leaves of the poisoned shrubs striped yellow-green like a cantaloupe melon.

Alison is a medium, she travels around London passing on messages from those who have “passed”, or at least passing on some of the messages. Because the dead are just people afterall, and not all people are nice, or worth listening to. And then there is the fact that they can get confused and lose their memories after death. Or even forget who they were. And sometimes they are downright malicous.

Alison isn’t alone, she has her manager/assistant Colette, who is recently divorced and who in many ways, wants to believe, yet never really does.

A terrible childhood, abuse, murder, violence, neglect haunts Alison. She has to deal with the spirits as they try to pass on their messages, and their pettiness. And she has to deal with her spirit guide, Morris. He is about as far from the ideal guide as you can imagine. Foul mouthed, mean spirited and hostile, Alison wishes he’d move on, and stop her remembering her past.

“Fucking stuck-up cow” he said, as Colette went out. “White-faced fucking freak. She’s like a bloody ghoul. Where did you get her, gel, a churchyard?”

And when he starts bringing back friends things get much worse, because they are all men from Alison’s childhood. And childhood was not a good time for Alison, with her prostitute, neglectful, drugged mother:

and her mum says, so am I balck and white, am I stood in the fucking meadow, and if not, what leads you to believe I am a fucking cow?

I really enjoyed this book. It is a wonderful blend of light and dark, of horror and humour.

Colette was puzzled by the woman, who urned most of her statements into questions. It must be what they do in Surrey, she decided; they must have had it twinned with Australia

Never turning into farce, and at its heart it is about Alison, and her relationship with people. Colette being the main other in her life. Have to say though that I never warmed to Colette, she is very unsympathetic, and her thoughts on the overweight Alison can be very offputting. Not to mention her controlling temperment. Sometimes you wish that Al would just snap back, or refuse to go along with whatever diet Colette is forcing her to stick to.

Well worth picking up, I’m glad the cover of this book attracted my attention as I was browsing in the three for two section.

Tags: 10 Stars, 823.914, Beyond Black, black humour, excellent, ghosts, Hilary Mantel, horror, humour, Medium, psychic

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Jan 15 2006

Hide and Seek

Published by Fence under Moving Pictures

  • Robert De Niro - David Callaway
  • Dakota Fanning - Emily Callaway
  • Famke Janssen - Katherine

After Emily Callaway’s mother commits suicide her father decide to take her away to a house in the woods to help her get over the trauma. But Emily seems to be getting worse. She starts talking to a new friend, Charlie, and he seems to be a bad influence. Her father David, a psychologist tries to use this imaginary friend to help Emily work through her issues. While the audience is left to wonder is Charlie really imaginary? Is he a ghost or the neighbour’s dead child? And why are the locals acting a little strange?

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Tags: 5 Stars, Dakota Fanning, Famke Janssen, ghosts, Hide and Seek, horror, multiple personality, poor ending, Robert de Niro, suicide

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Aug 30 2005

Haunted

Published by Fence under Books

Author: Kelley Armstrong
ISBN: 1841493414
Book 5 in the Otherworld series
DDC: 813.6

Eva Levine is a half-demon half-witch who also happens to be dead. She’s not in heaven, not in hell, just in the afterlife. Or at least the one that supernatural beings go to after they die. She is also a little preoccupied with keeping an eye on her daughter, Savannah, although being dead she has no way at all of protecting her, talking to her, or ever getting in contact.

And now she has to repay a favour to The Fates by tracking down an escapee known as The Nix.

This is a very enjoyable read, full of humour it is a quick, light read. It is almost a standalone, and could be read without any knowledge of the previous books in the series. Although events in the other books are refered to, so having read them will help your understanding.

Personally I still prefer the two Elena-centred books, but this is every bit as good as the Paige ones and well worth a read.

Armstrong’s official site | My mother is a fish review | SF site’s review

Tags: 6 Stars, 813.6, demons, ghosts, Haunted, humour, Kelley Armstrong, Otherworld series, quick read, witch

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