Gravity was invented by Isaac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the Autumn, when the apples are falling off the trees

Students! Aren’t they annoying. And stupid. Perhaps I over generalise. Actually no perhaps about it, I do, I know. And I get on really well with some of our students. But in general, as a population, aren’t they stupid? And annoying? I say this because the stupid questions just keep coming. And the lack of […]

Never since the battle of the Somme has so much effort been wasted in losing so many yards

I was at Croke Park today. As a witness you’d think I’d therefore have some clue what was going on, but, omg, wtf was that? The first half was okay. We made some chances and really should have been further ahead. But the second half was just plain poor. The lineout was atrocious. How is […]