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- I sometimes fear that people might think that fascism arrives in fancy dress worn by grotesques and monsters as played out in endless re-runs of the Nazis. Fascism arrives as your friend. It will restore your honour, make you feel proud, protect your house, give you a job, clean up the neighbourhood, remind you of how great you once were, clear out the venal and the corrupt, remove anything you feel is unlike you…It doesn’t walk in saying, “Our programme means militias, mass imprisonments, transportations, war and persecution.”
  Michael Rosen: I sometimes fear…
  04/24/14
- sk-raveness:
  
  drucila616:
  
  How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?
  
  These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
  
  ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
  WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
  ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
  WITNESS: My name is Susan!
  _______________________________
  ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
  WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
  ____________________________________________
  ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
  WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
  ____________________________________________
  ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
  WITNESS: July 18th.
  ATTORNEY: What year?
  WITNESS: Every year.
  _____________________________________
  ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
  WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
  ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
  WITNESS: Forty-five years.
  _________________________________
  ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
  WITNESS: Yes.
  ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
  WITNESS: I forget..
  ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
  ___________________________________________
  ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
  WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
  ____________________________________
  
  ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
  WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.
  ___________________________________________
  ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
  WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
  _________________________________________
  ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
  WITNESS: Yes.
  ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
  WITNESS: Getting laid
  ____________________________________________
  
  ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
  WITNESS: Yes.
  ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
  WITNESS: None.
  ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
  WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
  ____________________________________________
  ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
  WITNESS: By death..
  ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
  WITNESS: Take a guess.
  ___________________________________________
  
  ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
  WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
  ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
  WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
  _____________________________________
  ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
  WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
  ______________________________________
  ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
  WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
  _________________________________________
  ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
  WITNESS: Oral…
  _________________________________________
  ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
  WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
  ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
  WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
  ____________________________________________
  ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
  WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
  
  ______________________________________
  And last:
  
  ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
  WITNESS: No.
  ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
  WITNESS: No.
  ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
  WITNESS: No..
  ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
  WITNESS: No.
  ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
  WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
  ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
  WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
  
  Reblogging because there are some sassy little shits out there.
  
  04/22/14
- iamnotdoingshittoday:
  
  ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
  
  04/22/14
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- Liked Wild Orchids (1929).
  
  Wild Orchids (1929)
- Shared Monsters.
- Listened to Flash - Queen.
- Liked The Guard (2011).
  
  The Guard (2011)
- Shared I Bring the Fire: Part I Wolves.
- Listened to Cap'n Shakespeare - Ilan Eshkeri.
- Liked The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975).
  
  The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
- Listened to Lamia's Inn - Ilan Eshkeri.
- Liked The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014).
  
  The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)

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