oh, give me back my hands! These things are always touching me in …places.
Don’t you just love it when, as you are drifting off to sleep, annoying teenagers start conversing right outside the window. Course, …
It’s not the right way, you know. Where did you see me go
Why is it that when I wake at 4 on a Monday morning[1] it usually takes me at least 2 hours 30 …