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So on Sat I headed off and bought myself a paid of MBTs. Physiological footwear.[1] What could be cooler? Or more ugly? For those not in the know MBTs are Masai...
7 November 2006
The only laying down they did was as a prelude to rolling over and succumbing to the Ospreys’ second string.
Mwaaahaha I’m sorry to any, and all, Aussies, but dude, pwnage Also kinda proves ROG[1] right when he said that the Magners/Celtic league is just as good as the English Premiership....
2 November 2006
Tá athas an domhan orm an chorn seo a glachadh*
So I was telling Kelly about[1] my lying dog[2] and I thought I might as well share his fibs. He gets fed twice a day, morning and evening, and he is...
1 November 2006
Capitalism is Man Exploiting Man; Communism is just the opposite
There is nothing better in life than being woken in the middle of the night/morning to some fella shouting about “how easy it is” “In my country” “Queer” “Call the guards”...
31 October 2006
This is a very good conversation
The Last Samurai was on the telly a couple of nights ago. I had seen it in the kino when it was released[1] and although thought aspects of it were good,...
20 October 2006
The most important thing to remember about drunks is that drunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks. They spend a lot of time talking in pubs, unlike workaholics who concentrate on their careers and ambitions, who never develop their higher spiritual values, who never explore the insides of their head like a drunk does.
So who was it that taught pigeons to play chicken then? They can’t have come up with that nonsensical approach to life themselves can they? I mean, I know they’ve always...
12 October 2006
The only reason the energiser bunny keeps going is because it knows Paul O’Connell is after it
Bhí mé ag caint le mo mháthair inné and remember I told you about the mutt and his busted tail. Well he wasn’t eating on Monday, which for him, food-aholic that...
6 October 2006
How do you loot a shoe shop though?
If you could see me now you’d see a furrowed little brow[1] as I try to figure out people. I mean, they are just generally weird aren’t they? Yesterday Eircom cut...
4 October 2006
He yells and he cusses, and smells up the busses
Today, as I was ensuring I didn’t have to lug three tonnes worth of glossy publications and leaflets[1] by hand, I got the the bus to work. Okay, I’ll admit it....
29 September 2006
It’s Spike. And he’s wearing a coat!
Look, James Marsters is coming to Ireland. Yes, I’m well aware that that page doesn’t say that, however part of the film wil be shot in Ireland, so I’m guessing he’ll...
22 September 2006
Jesus, if Lee Haevey Oswald had been from Mayo, JFK’d be alive and kicking!
Oh my good god[1] was that a terrible match or a terrible match. Though obviously not if you are a Kerry fan. But still. A 13 point difference! It was almost...
17 September 2006
So what are you saying, Sharon? They’re eating putty out of my hand in my head?
If you see this what do you think of? The reason I ask is because this flag was the subject of a recent article in one of the Sunday papers. See...
5 September 2006