Hell

Gollum
Circle I Limbo

Trolls, People who think animals are people
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Bertie Ahern, Tony Blair
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Warmongers
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Illegal Puppy Farmers
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Any censorship board
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Gerry Adams
Circle VII Burning Sands

Those responsible for cancelling Angel
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IX Frozen in Ice