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White Noise 2: The Light
Dir: Patrick Lussier
Writ: Matt Venne
Nathan Fillion – Abe Dale
Katee Sackhoff- Sherry Clarke
Okay, so I wouldn’t have gone to this film at all if it hadn’t been for the fact that Nathan Fillion was in it. I hadn’t seen the first White Noise film so why would I go see the sequel.
I didn’t have a horrible [...]
Tagged: 1 Star, death, horror, Katee Sackhoff, Matt Venne, Nathan Fillion, ott music cues, Patrick Lussier, sequel, shite film, White Noise 2: The Light
Casanova
Heath Ledger …. Casanova
Sienna Miller …. Francesca Bruni
Jeremy Irons …. Pucci
Oliver Platt …. Paprizzio
This is a terrible film. Terrible.
And the really annoying thing is that it has virtually no redeeming qualities. Yes Heath can be nice to look at, but his “phwoar” manner of speaking here is totally off-putting.
The basic plot involves Casanove being chased by the Inquisition [...]
Tagged: 1 Star, Casanova, Heath Ledger, historical fiction, Italy, Jeremy Irons, Oliver Platt, romance, shite film, Sienna Miller, Venice
huge psychotic hippies fencing stolen tellies
D’you know what I hate? Do you?[1] Well, never fear, I shall reveal all.
What I hate is having a topic to blog about on the way to work, or way back from lunch, but then getting distracted by utter nothingness and forgetting what that topic was. Isn’t it weird the way stuff can just fly [...]
Tagged: adverts, Amstel, Brendan Gleeson, Kingdom of Heaven, shite film
I am overthrown
There are times in life when one really despairs of mankind[1] . Today I went to see The Dukes of Hazzard. In a way I was looking for a shite film. I mean, after Serenity any film was bound to suffer, but OMFG Dukes is the worst excuse for entertainment I have seen in a [...]
Tagged: shite film, The Dukes of Hazzard
The Pacifier
Vin Diesel …. Shane Wolfe
Lauren Graham …. Principal Claire Fletcher
Faith Ford …. Julie Plumm
Terrible, terrible film. But then again we already knew that from the poster didn’t we. And the premise was horrible. I blame Copper-copper for asking me did I want to go.
Shane Wolfe is a navy seal who ends up babysitting some kids as their [...]
Tagged: 2 Stars, comedy, Faith Ford, Lauren Graham, shite film, The Pacifier, Vin Diesel
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