Posts Tagged ‘Sean Bean’

28
Jan

You sir, are a silk stocking full of shit!

   Posted by: Fence   in Ramblings

Look, look, Sharpe will be back on our screens this year. Mmmmm. Sean Bean.

Went up home to Sligeach on Fri. Twas de gasúr’s birthday recently so brought pressies with me, which he got on Sun and much enjoyed. Bob the Builder = success with 2 year old.

On Sat I left Sligo and headed all the way to Athlone to watch de brudder play rugby. They won, which was nice. I’m so used to supporting losing teams that it was quite surprising :) Final score was summat like 41-3 to UL Bohs. Trifficly exciting photos on facebook if you know me there.

In other news, nothingness continued.


Title provided by Sharpe’s Waterloo

Tags: B#5, de gasúr, rugby, Sean Bean, Sharpe 'verse, Sligo

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5
Jun

Links

   Posted by: Fence   in Ramblings

So[1] I’ve started back up the auld quotes site, because, sure why not. I’ve also moved it over here, and so lost[2] everything that was over there. But *shrug* whatever.

If you are thinking of rereading the Harry Potter books before the last book[3] comes out you might want to check out DeadOn

Harlequin mightn’t be too happy with Sean Bean[4] as he is all set to moan lead a delegation to Parliament in support of Sheffield United’s plans to have West Ham docked points. On account of their cheating. Okay, not cheating, just irregularities. And to be honest, the players were only resting at West Ham…

Have you seen London’s logo for the Olympics? Don’t know what is is supposed to be? According to some people it is Lisa Simpson giving someone a blow-job. C’mon now! That’s just nasty.

Also, Muppets! at Helm’s Deep

Also Soupy Norman is one of the greatest ten minute over-dubbed things on de’telly. I haven’t spotted anything up on YouTube yet, but the people who did the dubbing also did Time Trumpet


Links via various places, like metafilter andSportsfilter

Linknotes:
  1. I often wonder what word I should use to start posts. It is a dilemma
  2. well, they are all still there, but deletion will occur at some stage
  3. that is soon isn’t it? I really should reread, as I remember nothing of the last two cause I speed read them and never got around to rereading
  4. we luvs him though
Tags: Cunning Quotes, links, randomness, Sean Bean, Soupy Norman, vidjo, West Ham

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28
Apr

Silent Hill

   Posted by: Fence   in Moving Pictures

Dir: Christophe Gans
Writ: Roger Avery, Nicolas Boukhrief, Christophe Gans
Starring:

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  • Radha Mitchell - Rose Da Silva
  • Sean Bean - Christopher Da Silva
  • Jodelle Ferland - Sharon/Alessa
  • Laurie Holden - Cybil Bennett
  • Deborah Kara Unger - Dahlia Gillespie
  • Kim Coates - Officer Thomas Gucci

The phrase, based on a computer game don’t really inspire much confidence do they? And I’ve never played Silent Hill, but, you know, a creepy film. Sean Bean. Its free. I figured I’ll give it a go, despite the many bad write ups.

And I’m glad I did, because while it was far from perfect it was still an entertaining, albeit slightly long, two hours at the cinema.

Silent Hill tells the story of Sharon Da Silva, a young girl whose constant sleep walking is putting her in danger. So when she mentions the placename Silent Hill on a few occasions her mother, Rose, decides the only thing to do is take her there. Confront the past and see if that will help. Her father, Christopher, doesn’t seem convinced, so Rose heads off without telling him.

Silent Hill was the scene of a massive fire, and one that is still burning underground. It is a ghost town, closed off from the population at large because of its toxic fumes. So when Rose is persued by a motorcycle cop she decides to floor it, and crashes through the barrier heading for Silent Hill. Only to see a figure run across the road in front of her, causing her to crash. And when she awakes her daughter is nowhere to be seen. And pretty soon Silent Hill turns out to be a lot worse than simply an ash-filled town.

Overall there is quite a lot in this film that works really well. The whole style of the town is extremely well done, with the floating ash reducing visibilty yet keeping everything strangely bright. And those few seconds of total darkness, which may work better without illuminated fire exit signs, but these are the burdens cinema goers must bear :) The sound effects are also fantastic. Sometimes deathly silent, sometimes letting mundane sounds echo loudly, and sometimes just loud.

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usThe actors all do a good job. Radha Mitchell is very believable as the mother searching for her daughter. The young girl playing Sharon does a good job, both as Sharon and as the creepy “dark side.” Sean Bean is fine, though his storyling seems very much an afterthought, and I’ve read that it was added after the rest of the film was finished. And his accent kept getting in the way. He didn’t actually have enough lines for me to get used to it, and it was slightly jarring. But overall all the actors did a good job.

But the storyine itself was a bit flat. Yes atmospheric and creepy in parts, and gorey in others, but the film dragged a little in places, and as a whole it didn’t really work. That may be because of the source material, and there may have been nods to the fans in there. I never played the games so can’t comment on that.

Better than the reviews’d have me believe this is a good solid film, although I was a bit disapointed with the ending, partly due to its similarities to the recent film The Dark.

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Tags: 6 Stars, atmospheric, based on game, Christophe Gans, creppy, Deborah Kara Unger, flat, horror, Jodelle Ferland, Kim Coates, Laurie Holden, Nicolas Boukhrief, plotless, Radha Mitchell, Roger Avery, Sean Bean, Silent Hill, sleep-walking, sound effects, stylish

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12
Apr

The Dark

   Posted by: Fence   in Moving Pictures

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usDir. John Fawcett
Written. Stephen Massicotte based on the novel Sheep by Simon Maginn

  • Maria Bello - Adele
  • Sean Bean - James
  • Sophie Stuckey - Sarah
  • Aibigal Stone - Ebril

With atmospheric camera work over waves the opening credits of this film make way for Adele and her daughter Sarah as they drive through a remote part of Wales, looking for Sarah’s father’s house. They arrived early, and are now quite lost. Even forced to spending the night in the car when night falls and the car gets stuck in the mood. Cue a dream sequence where Adele dreams of being pushed off the nearby cliff. She wakes, face to face with a herd of sheep staring through the window. Enough to make anyone jump.

Eventually they make it to James’ house, he is an artist and has plans to turn the abbatoir attached to the house into a studio. As if the big old ramshackle house isn’t creppy enough, we have to have an abbatoir?

Anyways, I found a lot to like in this film. Bello and Bean are believable as concerned, possibly divorced, parents. I was a bit doubtful about Sean Bean’s haircut, but he is very adorable as the doting daddy :) if under used. But Bello is slightly off at times, which may, or may not be intended. And the girl who plays the mysterious Ebill is very good. So no complaints on the acting side of things. There is a nice little atmosphere built up throughout the first half of the film. It isn’t really jump out of your skin terror, but just a vague unease. And let me tell you, sheep are evil. But I’m sure it was some feat of animal handling to get those skittish sheep to act in such a strange manner.

But overall the film doesn’t really do its job. Its a bit too open as to what is going on. And things that I’m sure would have worked in a book aren’t translated too well on the screen. Still the ending is worth waiting for, and I enjoyed the 95 minutes or so that I spent watching it. And I wouldn’t object to watching it again.

If you go looking for scares you won’t enjoy it, and there is too much time spent trying to be all “Japanese horror” about it, so my enjoyment may not be shared by all.

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Tags: 7 Stars, Aibigal Stone, based on book, horror, John Fawcett, Maria Bello, Sean Bean, sheep, Simon Maginn, Sophie Stuckey, Stephen Massicotte, The Dark, Wales

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19
Oct

Troy

   Posted by: Fence   in Moving Pictures

Dir: Wolfgang Peterson
Writ: David Benioff based on poem by Homer
* Brad Pitt - Achilles
* Eric Bana - Hector
* Orlando Bloom - Paris
* Diane Kruger - Helen
* Sean Bean - Odysseus
* Brian Cox - Agamemnon
*Brendan Gleeson - Menelaus

So the Illiad up on the big screen. The most expensive film ever made. Bound to be rubbish right?
Well it isn’t great, but it is far from bad.

The films opens with a brief history lesson; with an outline of the political situation in the Ancient World, letting the audience know who is who, and where they all lie. We also get an introduction to the awesom fighting abilities of Achilles as he fights the champion of Thessaly and defeats him in an instant. (Maybe modern wars should also be decided by one on one challenges, save a lot of hassle).

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Tags: 6 Stars, action, based on legend, Brad Pitt, Brendan Gleeson, Brian Cox, David Benioff, Diane Kruger, Eric Bana, Homer, Illiad, Orlando Bloom, romance, Sean Bean, Sparta, Troy, War, Wolfgang Peterson

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17
Aug

The Island

   Posted by: Fence   in Moving Pictures

island

  • Ewan McGregor …. Lincoln Six Echo/Tom Lincoln
  • Scarlett Johansson …. Jordan Two Delta/Sarah Jordan
  • Djimon Hounsou …. Albert Laurent
  • Sean Bean …. Merrick
  • Steve Buscemi …. McCord

This could have been a really interesting film, a proper sci-fi film that raises questions, that asks about society and what we believe in.
Opening with Lincoln Six Echo on a boat, this film looks fantastic. Glossy, bright, cinematic and impressive, but everything that is good about this film is limited to the surface, but what else did I expect from a Michael Bay film?

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Tags: 3 Stars, action, clones, Djimon Hounsou, Ewan McGragor, Michael Bay, Scarlett Johansson, Sean Bean, sff, Steve Buscemi, The Island

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7
Aug

Still Sharpe

   Posted by: Fence   in TV

CHAMPIONMARESThis week, apart from going home and then going to the rds and watching the purty hosses, I’ve mainly been watching Sharpe. (Anne, you can switch off now :) not only are they set during the world vs france wars of the 1800’s but they star Sean Bean).
I’ve read a few of the books by Bernard Cornwell and they are okay. Great stories, but the writing isn’t too fab. Then again, it isn’t supposed to be. He tells a rattling good yarn and the books are very readable.

Likewise the films (made for ITV) aren’t anything profound, but they are good viewing. Watched one of the extra, and they only had 30 days to film each film. 30 days! Not very long at all is it precious? And watching them the fact that they probably didn’t have a great budget is evident. But still, very enjoyable. And, I hear that there is a new one possibly to be made.

“I have been contacted by the producers very recently, and am pleased to be able to update you as follows.

“The producers of Sharpe, director Tom Clegg and production staff are in Rajestan, India at present for 8 days doing a recce for the latest Sharpe film, Sharpe’s Challenge. Whilst there is still some way to go, we are now hopeful that all should be well, and shooting should take place towards the end of 2005.”

This new film is NOT based on any novels by Bernard Cornwell, but will be a completely new story by a scriptwriter

Tags: Sean Bean, Sharpe

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