Tag Archives | pants

War

Supposedly this is a martial-arts action film about an FBI agent hunting down an assassin because he killed the cop’s partner. But in reality there isn’t enough plot for that. Which is very surprising because there is a LOT of story and very little martial arts. There is a fair amount of action, but it is all things we’ve seen before.

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer [based on characters created]

This was pants. Complete pants. Not even bad enough to be enjoyed. Harsh? Maybe, but true. I wasn’t overly fond […]

Tristan & Isolde

I’m going to admit that I was looking forward to this film. Which is strange, because I didn’t expect it […]

Hidalgo

Frank Hopkins sets out to the Middle East to compete in a long distance race, 3,000 miles across the desert. […]

SWAT

The latest offering from Colin Farrell and another film featuring cops. But sadly this is a rubbish film. The dialogue […]