Lucy dir. by Luc Besson
Lucy’s new boyfriend is trying to persuade her to deliver a briefcase for him. It’s a simple job and she’ll get well paid, he promises, after she weaseled out the fact...
23 August 2014
The Mutant Chronicles dir. by Simon Hunter
See also: IMDb ; Elsewhere Okay so I knew this was going to be rubbish. But then again look at that cast. How could I resist? And to be honest I...
16 October 2008
Step Brothers dir. by Adam McKay
One day my father just said, “Goddamn it, you’re seventeen, stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job!”
9 September 2008
The Happening dir. by M. Night Shyamalan
IMDb ; Other reviews I just don’t know. I really wanted to like this film. The few trailers I saw really seemed to hint at an interesting film. And despite the...
17 June 2008
War dir. by Philip G. Atwell
Supposedly this is a martial-arts action film about an FBI agent hunting down an assassin because he killed the cop’s partner. But in reality there isn’t enough plot for that. Which is very surprising because there is a LOT of story and very little martial arts. There is a fair amount of action, but it is all things we’ve seen before.
8 October 2007
Pathfinder dir. by Marcus Nispel
based on Veiviseren by Nils Gaup Five hundred years before Columbus another European people journeyed to the Americas. These raiders left behind a young boy, who was taken in by The...
29 April 2007
Crank dir. by Brian Taylor, Mark Neveldine
If you are ever in the mood for some mindless entertainment, then I can wholeheartedly recommend Crank. You can switch your brain off quite easily and enjoy. Come to think about...
28 September 2006
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest dir. by Gore Verbinksi
Took me long enough, but I finally managed to catch POTC2, and despite loving the first one I have to say that this just isn’t that great. Yes it has wonderful...
23 July 2006
Snakes! Snakes! …. I’m afraid I was very, very drunk
Leute, Ruhe bitte! I have an announcement: Today I am mostly in a rambling-non-sense making mood[1] We are unsure of when this will end, but eventually we shall shut-up again. England...
28 March 2006
Somewhere in this sea of Club Milks, tea and ashtrays
Almost two whole days have gone by and I haven’t posted, talk about withdrawal ;) I did mean to post yesterday about walking to work and finding the streets paved in...
7 March 2006
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