Tag Archives | nonsensical

Lucy
Lucy dir. Luc Besson

Lucy’s new boyfriend is trying to persuade her to deliver a briefcase for him. It’s a simple job and she’ll […]

The Mutant Chronicles

See also: IMDb ; Elsewhere Okay so I knew this was going to be rubbish. But then again look at […]

Step Brothers

One day my father just said, “Goddamn it, you’re seventeen, stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job!”

The Happening

IMDb ; Other reviews I just don’t know. I really wanted to like this film. The few trailers I saw […]

War

Supposedly this is a martial-arts action film about an FBI agent hunting down an assassin because he killed the cop’s partner. But in reality there isn’t enough plot for that. Which is very surprising because there is a LOT of story and very little martial arts. There is a fair amount of action, but it is all things we’ve seen before.

Pathfinder

based on Veiviseren by Nils Gaup Five hundred years before Columbus another European people journeyed to the Americas. These raiders […]

Crank

If you are ever in the mood for some mindless entertainment, then I can wholeheartedly recommend Crank. You can switch […]

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

Took me long enough, but I finally managed to catch POTC2, and despite loving the first one I have to […]

Snakes! Snakes! …. I’m afraid I was very, very drunk

Leute, Ruhe bitte! I have an announcement: Today I am mostly in a rambling-non-sense making mood[1] We are unsure of […]

Somewhere in this sea of Club Milks, tea and ashtrays

Almost two whole days have gone by and I haven’t posted, talk about withdrawal I did mean to post yesterday […]