May 31 2007

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End

Published by Fence under Moving Pictures

Dir: Gore Verbinksi
Writ: Ted Elliott & Terry Rossio

  • Johnny Depp … Jack Sparrow
  • Geoffrey Rush … Barbossa
  • Orlando Bloom … Will Turner
  • Keira Knightley … Elizabeth Swann
  • Jack Davenport … Norrington
  • Bill Nighy … Davy Jones
  • Mackenzie Crook … Ragetti
  • Stellan SkarsgÃ¥rd … ‘Bootstrap’ Bill Turner
  • Naomie Harris … Tia Dalma
  • Chow Yun-Fat … Captain Sao Feng
  • Keith Richards … Captain Teague

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Surprisingly I liked this. I loved the first, but was bored during the second, so I wasn’t expecting great things from the third in the series. Maybe this was the reason I liked it, low expectations and all, but whatever the cause I’m glad.

It isn’t as good as the first; I don’t think I’d be bothered to rewatch it. Maybe if it showed up on telly, or I wanted to waste three hours, but I wouldn’t be pushed either way. Still it more than did its job of entertaining me throughout the film. And earned a few laughs as well. So thumbs up I think.

And then there is the whole look and feel of the film. It is fab. Honestly. I loved Davy Jones’ locker, and the hallucinations of Jack Sparrows. Fantastic. Surreal and trippy, but wonderful.

That being said, there were bits I didn’t like, but then again what film is perfect. Especially if it has Keira Knightly in it? I’m not a fan, but she did okay, nothing to complain about[1] I feel kinda the same about Orlando Bloom, I’m not a huge fan, but he did the job, although he really wasn’t in it all that much, despite being a principle character.

Yes, there is too much going on, and plots that go nowhere, and senselessness, but it doesn’t really matter. Jack is cool. Pirates are piratey. So it is all good.

Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the Colors high…
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never say we die.

And while I’m here; the opening was a bit dark wasn’t it? I mean, the hangings of huge numbers of people, including children, but cunningly filmed so it only got a 12s rating.

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  1. apart from her being so skinny, my god a sword is fatter than her, but whatever
Tags: battles, Bill Nighy, Chow Yun-Fat, Geoffrey Rush, ghosts, Gore Verbinksi, Jack Davenport, Johnny Depp, Keira Knightley, Keith Richards, Mackenzie CrookStellan Skarsgård, marine warfare, Naomie Harris, ocean, Orlando Bloom, pirates, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, POTC, sea, sff, Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio

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Aug 10 2006

Miami Vice

Published by Fence under Moving Pictures

Dir: Michael Mann
Writ: Michael Mann & TV show by Anthony Yerkovich

  • Colin Farrell - ‘Sonny’ Crockett
  • Jamie Foxx - Ricardo Tubbs
  • Li Gong - Isabella
  • Naomie Harris - Trudy Joplin
  • Ciarán Hinds - FBI Agent Fujima

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If I’m honest there isn’t much to say about this film. Overall it is a huge amount of meh. Nothing more, nothing less.

Maybe I should at the very least try?
Basic blot outline, Sonny and Ricardo are undercover agents, and after one an interagency force gets discovered, they go undercover in order to find out what agency is responsible for the leak, and how the drug dealers discovered this. So off they travel, to some poor drug-ridden, crime-infested South American country. And get the gig, now they are in with the baddies. But not quite trusted.

And then Sonny starts to fall for the main badguys’ girl, who is also a very efficent “business woman”

But I just didn’t care. Scenes and scenes of talk, talk, and wait for it, yes, a little more talk. Interspersed there are some very pretty shots. But scenery and talking doesn’t make for an entertaining film… actually I was entertained by Cave of the Yellow Dog which was very much scenery and dialogue, so I guess you can. But not here. It is all just so pointless. There’s no tension or drama. And while the action scenes do look great, they don’t feel great.

My final verdict? I’ll paraphrase the woman who left the cinema just after me “In all fairness now, that was fucking woeful.”

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Tags: 5 Stars, action, Anthony Yerkovich, based on a TV show, Ciarán Hinds, Colin Farrell, crime, drugs, explosions, Jamie Foxx, Li Gong, meh, Miami Vice, Michael Mann, Naomie Harris, police, undercover cops

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