Apr 23 2007

Curse of the Golden Flower

Published by Fence under Moving Pictures

or Man cheng jin dai huang jin jia
Dir: Yimou Zhang Writ: Yimou Zhang & Yu Cao

  • Yun-Fat Chow - Emperor Ping
  • Li Gong - Empress Phoenix
  • Jay Chou - Prince Jai
  • Ye Liu - Crown Prince Wan
  • Junjie Qin - Prince Yu

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Set in the Tang dynasty in the 10th Century, this film tells the tale of the Emperor Ping and his cold war with his wife, Empress Phoenix, as well as both of their attempts to influence the three princes. The eldest, Crown Prince Wan’s mother was the Emperor’s first wife, has been raised by Phoenix as well as her two sons. But the emperor is not happy with his wife. As her father is an important neighbouring king he cannot do away with her in the open and instead decides that as she is “sick” she needs to take her medicine. Medicine that he has formulated, and which includes a poison that will slowly cause damage and leave her nothing but a vegetable. Obviously she doesn’t want this to happen and so makes other plans.

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Aug 10 2006

Miami Vice

Published by Fence under Moving Pictures

Dir: Michael Mann
Writ: Michael Mann & TV show by Anthony Yerkovich

  • Colin Farrell - ‘Sonny’ Crockett
  • Jamie Foxx - Ricardo Tubbs
  • Li Gong - Isabella
  • Naomie Harris - Trudy Joplin
  • Ciarán Hinds - FBI Agent Fujima

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If I’m honest there isn’t much to say about this film. Overall it is a huge amount of meh. Nothing more, nothing less.

Maybe I should at the very least try?
Basic blot outline, Sonny and Ricardo are undercover agents, and after one an interagency force gets discovered, they go undercover in order to find out what agency is responsible for the leak, and how the drug dealers discovered this. So off they travel, to some poor drug-ridden, crime-infested South American country. And get the gig, now they are in with the baddies. But not quite trusted.

And then Sonny starts to fall for the main badguys’ girl, who is also a very efficent “business woman”

But I just didn’t care. Scenes and scenes of talk, talk, and wait for it, yes, a little more talk. Interspersed there are some very pretty shots. But scenery and talking doesn’t make for an entertaining film… actually I was entertained by Cave of the Yellow Dog which was very much scenery and dialogue, so I guess you can. But not here. It is all just so pointless. There’s no tension or drama. And while the action scenes do look great, they don’t feel great.

My final verdict? I’ll paraphrase the woman who left the cinema just after me “In all fairness now, that was fucking woeful.”

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Tags: 5 Stars, action, Anthony Yerkovich, based on a TV show, Ciarán Hinds, Colin Farrell, crime, drugs, explosions, Jamie Foxx, Li Gong, meh, Miami Vice, Michael Mann, Naomie Harris, police, undercover cops

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Feb 03 2006

Memoirs of a Geisha

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  • Ziyi Zhang …. Sayuri
  • Youki Kudoh …. Pumpkin
  • Li Gong …. Hatsumomo
  • Ken Watanabe …. Chairman
  • Kôji Yakusho …. Nobu
  • Michelle Yeoh …. Mameha

In short, this is a film that is pretty to look at, but boring to watch.

Okay, I’ll say a bit more about it:
Based on the novel by Arthur Golden, Memoirs of a Geisha has been somewhat controversial. Some people complained about casting Chinese actors in the roles of Japanese women. And recently China banned it because, well I suppose because of their historical issues with Japan.
The film opens with two young sisters being sold by their father, one of whom is our heroine. I’m going to call her Sayuri, although she only gets this name later in the film. Sayuri ends up in a geisha house, and is mistreated by the head geisha, Hatsumomo, because of the possibility that she will grow up to be a rival to Hatsumomo.

Too much of the film is spent in her childhood. There is no tension in this entire period. We can’t hope that she escapes from the house because we know that she doesn’t. the film is called Memoirs of a Geisha afterall, not Memoirs of a someone who once spent some time in training to be a geisha.

But eventually Sayuri grows up, and is taken under Mameha’s wing. Mameha is Hatsumomo’s rival, and there is much bitching and snide comments between the two, and also between Hatsumomo and Sayuri, as Sayuri attempts to learn how to be geisha. But the comments are never quite bitchy enough, they don’t make an impact, although we do get the impression that Hatsumomo wishes looks really could kill.

One of the big problems I had with the film is that you just don’t care. You aren’t really invited into the world of the geisha’s, you are simply a distant onlooker. We never really know what a geisha is, apart from a skillful entertainer, and an artist.

There is quite a big deal made about the fact that being a geisha is not to be a prostitute. Yet they sell off their virginity. Getting money for sex means prostitution, doesn’t matter how classy you pretend to be.

And the whole romance thing with The Chairman was utterly boring to me. I mean, were we really supposed to believe that she fell in love with him when she was nine, and her feelings never altered? Then again I suppose it was meant to show her determination. Sayuri was so taken with his little act of kindness that she built him up and made him the goal of her future.

But all in all the film is too long, too distant, and this may be petty, but the accents annoyed me. I’d much prefered to have watched it subtitled in Japanese, although they probably would have had a problem with the cast not speaking the language then.

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Tags: 5 Stars, Arthur Golden, based on book, Bored Now!, historical fiction, Japan, Kôji Yakusho, Ken Watanabe, Li Gong, looks pretty, Memoirs of a Geisha, Michelle Yeoh, Youki Kudoh, Ziyi Zhang

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