Oct 20 2008

links for 2008-10-20

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Dec 11 2006

Week 201

Published by Fence under Ramblings, Sport, Weekly memes

You know the drill at this stage, Luna Nina says:

  1. Research ::
  2. Chuck ::
  3. Insert ::
  4. Bang ::
  5. Lousy ::
  6. Rehearsal ::
  7. Critics ::
  8. Memory ::
  9. Squid ::
  10. Remove ::

Anyways, I’ve been a very bad blogger over the weekend, wasn’t even online once, so I wasn’t. Not like I was doing anything else, but I didn’t get home on Friday till round half three on Sat and then spent the next three hours in one of those oh-so typical “how to save the world” conversations[1] that one has when one has spent the night making friends with alcoholic beverages.

So despite getting up really really early on Sat[2] I did absolutely nothing all day long. Well, nothing that didn’t involve sitting/lying/reclining on the couch watching shite on the telly. Did you know that paramount blank out evil words during the day, although they aren’t very constant. Cause ass was ebil and so not heard on Scrubs, but made it through on Two and a half men but they really don’t like any reference to masturbation.

Then I watched the “extended highlights” of the rugby on Sat night[3] which was lovely as we got to watch a great sprint by Brian O’Driscoll followed by scenes of him puking on the pitch. Not as entertaining as Donncha O’Callaghan on Sunday though. Image Hosted by ImageShack.us I have never laughed so much in my life. I bet the fellas doing the lifting at the line-out were glad the ref decided to pause the match till he got himself a new pair of shorts.

Donncha O’Callaghan was standing there in the line-out with nothing concealing his privates but the briefest of briefs. The second row looked completely baffled when the referee stopped the game and demanded he put his shorts back on. Had Christophe Berdos failed to notice that he and his Munster teammates had just been working their damned pants off?

I’m pretty sure there’ll be footage up on youtube at some stage, but I haven’t seen it yet. Munster won, btw. So did Leinster. Ulster lost. And Connacht won in their European Challenge Cup. So all in all a fairly good weekend for the Irish teams.

However, being out on Fri meant I missed Dara O’Briain on the Jonathan Ross show, and fucked up when trying to tape the repeat by sticking in the wrong date[4] So that is another thing I’ll have to keep an eye out for on youtube.

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Linknotes:
  1. tis easy, put me in charge of everything
  2. half 11 is early when you go to bed at 6.30
  3. Goddamn you Sky!
  4. very complicated error involving it being after midnight and me not knowing this and so therefore thinking that it was tomorrow I should have been taping when in fact it was today, see
Tags: Brian O'Driscoll, Connacht, Donncha O'Callaghan, drink, ebil words, ERC, HeinekenCup07, Leinster, Luna Nina, Munster, party, puking, rugby, Two and a half men, Ulster

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Oct 08 2006

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

Published by Fence under Sport, Weekly memes

I’m talking sports. And I’m talking losing. Soy un perdedor well, not me personally, but the teams I support.

Went to the Munster match. Had a great time. But we lost. Bloody Leinster ;) Not too upset though, I mean, it is only a Magners League match. But still.

No, the definite monkeys of the weekend were the soccer team. Final score Cyprus 5 - Republic of Monkeys 2.

Oh yes, we lost to Cyprus. We made Cyprus seem good.

Can it get any worse? Well, we are playing the Czech Republic on Weds. and they are actually a good side. What’ll the score be 6, 7 nil? I dread to think. I’m also dreading having to watch the coverage on TV3 as well. It was shockingly bad. And their graphics? Almost as crap as out defenders. Maybe I’ll go along to Lansdowne and watch it live instead of on the telly…

Anyways, it is Sunday, which means it is Luna Nina time, and she says

  1. Opinion ::
  2. Tardy ::
  3. Peer pressure ::
  4. Grownup ::
  5. ! ::
  6. Beer ::
  7. Sit ::
  8. Shower ::
  9. Consumate ::
  10. Wasting ::

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Tags: CL06, Cyprus V Ireland, Euro qualifiers, football, Ireland, Leinster, Luna Nina, moan mode, Munster, Munster V Leinster, muppets, rugby

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Sep 09 2006

you came and you gave without taking

Published by Fence under Pointless, Sport

I’m watching Leinster being beaten by Edinburgh[1] Tis quite annoying, especially cause the commentators on Setanta Sports are Scots, and so obviously enough up for Edinburgh. Can’t blame them, and they aren’t unfair or anything, but they are slightly biased. Still, first match of the Magner’s league for Leinster, and none of the internationals are playing, and they will improve… Plus, Connacht beat the Ospreys, so that’s great news.

Anyways, over at Random Burblings, Alan has a meme to join in. Name your top 25 tv characters and explain why.

    These are in no particular order, just the way they popped into my head.

  1. Firefly’s Jayne, played by Adam Baldwin. Obvious, I know to any regular readers :) As for why, well he could so easily have been a clichéd muscle-no-brains character, but while Jayne was the muscle with the lack of brain he also had wonderful comedy moments. Violence and humour. Who could want for more.
    “Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don’t you think?”
  2. Titus Pullo from Rome, played by Ray Stevenson. Hmm, a similar type of character to Jayne. Only instead of being a mercenary-type he’s a soldier. And a hero, sortof.
    “I’m going to drink all the wine, smoke all the smoke, and fuck every whore in the city!”
  3. And also from Rome I can’t leave Lucius Vorenus played by Kevin McKidd. Vorenus is a great character, so devoted to the Legion and honour. But at the same time gradually becoming more and more disillusioned with life and the reality of Roman politics.
    “Fortune pisses on me once again!”
  4. Darla, played by Julia Benz, in Buffy and Angel. Nothing but a bit character in Buffy, she returned in Angel to be so much more and so important. She was just cool.
    “Whatever pain he caused to your daughter was momentary, over in an instant or an hour.”
  5. Life On Mars’ DI Gene Hunt, played by Philip Glenister. Just a great character. Blunt, insulting, violent, a crooked cop, a man with a thousand and one great lines.
    “DCI Gene Hunt: I’m not a Catholic me’self Mr Warren, but isn’t there something in the Bible about “Thou shalt not suck off rent boys”?
    Warren: How dare you come in here!
    DCI Gene Hunt: You could have said that to the boy.”
  6. Stewie from Family Guy voiced by Seth MacFarlane. I really seem to have a load of foul mouthed character here don’t I?. But who doesn’t love a kid who want to kill his mother, who turned into a weird mutant squid thing and tried to take over the world?
    “Damn you, vile woman, you’ve impeded my work since the day I escaped your wretched womb”
  7. Gary Cole as Sheriff Lucas Black in American Gothic. He’s just plain evil. Evil I tells you.
    “All guilt is relative. Loyalty counts. And never let your conscience be your guide”
  8. Sean Bean as Sharpe in the various Sharpe tv specials. Okay, mainly for the Sean Beanliness, but also because Sharpe is a great fun adventure/action character. Yes, the actual plots are a little repetitive, but Sharpe is always entertaining.
    “And what the hell do I care what you and the lads want, eh? You think the British Army’s a bloody dem… dem…
    Harris: Democracy, sir. Comes from the Greek word “demos” and means “rule by-”
    Sharpe: Shut up, Harris!
  9. Will Scarlet, in Robin of Sherwood, played by Ray Winstone. First off because the TV show itself is great. Secondly because Winstone is a fantastic actor and third, because Scarlet is a wonderful character here. Not the brightly-dressed dandy of other versions but a violent little thug[2] With a heart, otherwise he wouldn’t be one of the good guys, would he?
  10. Another Firefly character, Alan Tudyk’s Wash. And look, he breaks the pattern. Cause he is as far from a bad-boy as it is possible to get.
    “Sweetie, we’re crooks. If everything were right, we’d be in jail.”
  11. Oz, played by Seth Green in Buffy. Another non-bad boy. Oz was the coolest of the cool. And none of that fake acting cool crap, he simply was cool. And so monosyllabic, but still so verbal. If that makes sense?
    “[thinking]I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me and she becomes me. I cease to exist. Huh”
  12. Wesley, played by Alexis Denisof in Angel. He just had such a great arc. From being the annoying lite-Giles, to becoming one of the heros on Angel. And then all that wrestling with good and bad. And his love for Fred.
    “Y’know, back in my days as a rogue demon hunter, I once used that very spear to pin down what I thought was a small Rodentius demon. Of course, the poodle’s owners weren’t very happy.”
  13. Back to the bad boys with Veronica Mars‘ Logan Echolls, played by Jason Dohring. Just cause he is such an interesting, twisted, fucked up character.
    “If I donate to the United Latino Pain-in-the-Ass fund, will you shut the hell up?”
  14. And I’m running out of characters. either that or I want to name the entire cast from certain shows which is a little unfair. So I’m going to post this list as is, incomplete, and if more pop into my head I’ll add them.

Linknotes:
  1. We do like Mr. Chris Paterson btw
  2. anyone else seeing a pattern here
Tags: CL06, Connacht, Connacht V Ospreys, Edinburgh, fictional characters I love, Leinster, Leinster V Edinburgh, meme, Ospreys, rugby

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Apr 25 2006

Paul O’Connell sleeps with the lights on because the dark is afraid of him

Published by Fence under Family, Sport

Edited to add For all your Munster Rugby Facts, 100% true[1] all the time.

Sunday morning dawned with blue skies and a trip to the christening. Then the aftermath and the chatting, the ooohing and awwing over the baby. But as the clock got closer and closer to 3 the boys began to look at their watches. The telly in the kitchen went on. There was a half argument over whether the build up to the match should be shown, or whether B#3 would be allowed to watch some of the Grand Prix. He had a bet on you see.

But at around 2.45, laden down with cheesecakes and sandwiches we all headed for the cars. There were two loads of us, and only a limited number of seats at home, so I told the mother to facking floor[2] it, but she didn’t. Luckily the father was still messing about with his camera so we made it back before the larger car, and nabbed some good seats.

And for all my dithering over what team I was going to support, once the match started there was no doubt. My head may have been wondering, but the rest of me said Munster.

Even before the second car had arrived Munster were three points up, and from there on there was no real doubt about the outcome. The Munster forwards were simply fantastic.

It was billed as a “clash of cultures” in some of the papers, and while that is certainly an exaggeration there was a sense that although these teams know each other so very well, have played together on so many great occasions, have been willing to, as Paul O’Connell put it, die for each other, they were stereotyped as opposites

Leinster versus Munster has been reduced to country against town, Barry’s tea against café latte, ale against champagne. Munster are perceived as being about blood and thunder and apocalyptic skies, trundling around rugby fields in one, indistinguishable red mass. Leinster, though, are a bunch of amorous Frenchmen with south Dublin accents pirouetting around the field at 100 miles an hour, all the better to showcase their Byronesque hairdos.

Paul O’Connell, man of the match, man of the tournament. Who doesn’t have a grá for Paul? Brian O’Driscoll may get all the press, but it isn’t the Leinster captain that we all adore. We may respect him, we may think he is the best rugby player Ireland has produced, we may admire him. But he just doesn’t have that place in rugby hearts that O’Connell does. A place cemented not only by his displays on the pitch, but his attitude off. He gave a lovely interview just after the match.
And then there is O’Gara. You’d have to feel some sympathy for Contepomi, his opposite number who made quite a few mistakes, but O’Gara was superb, and none more deserving of scoring that wonderful try. And it was a great sight to see him leap over the hoardings, running straight for the red army faithful.

“If I could turn back the clock, I wouldn’t do it again.” O’Gara reflected on of his soccer like celebration.

“But your emotions get the better of you at times, and, if I can’t enjoy that, I won’t ever enjoy any moment I’ve had. I couldn’t believe there wasn’t a second line, and I was through.

“I could just see a sea of red in front of me and that gave me an incredible buzz.”

Although I’ll confess that when I say him jump I thought to myself, he’s going to tap an ankle and go flying, and then where’ll you be against Biarritz? But he didn’t, and for a fella just out of hospital, with boots that were too small for him, and a cut opening up didn’t he do well :)
And then there’s Stringer. And O’Callaghan. And poor John Kelly who went off injured, replaced by Rob Hernderson, who also had to be carried off injured before the game was over.

So congratulations to Munster. But you’d have to feel for Leinster. After their fantastic display against Toulouse they go and lose the bragging rights for the next year. I’m sure they’ll be back, better than ever for next year’s competition, but for now, has anyone got any spare tickets for Cardiff?

And I just have to end with a comment from George Hook. He was talking just before the match started about how little the Munster coach, Declan Kidney, gives away in press conferences, and said “If you lined 100 Kidneys up, you still wouldn’t reach a conclusion.

Final score in the European Rugby Cup semi-final was Leinster 6, Munster 30. And while Munster did dominate, and boss Leinster around a little, I think that final score is a little flattering to Munster. Which I’m sure they know.

Linknotes:
  1. for a certain value of true
  2. I have no idea where this is from, possibly a Tommy Tiernan gig, but the brothers say it regularly so now, so do I. Dublin to Cork in 30 minutes boys, I faking floored it
Tags: Brian O'Driscoll, christening, Donncha O'Callaghan, Family, HeinekenCup06, John Kelly, Leinster, Marcus Horing, Munster, Munster V Leinster, Paul O'Connell, Peter Stringer, Philppe Contempomi, Ronan O'Gara, rugby

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Apr 01 2006

Can you be perfect?

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More rugby today. The Six Nations may be over, but the European Heineken Cup is just starting to get real interesting. Three matches today, but I was only paying attention to two[1] Leinster were playing away to Toulouse[2] last year’s winners. And Munster were in Lansdowne Rd to play Perpignan. Both matches were quarter-finals, and the winners will be playing each other in three weeks time.

Quick note for those of you who don’t know, Leinster and Munster are two provinces of Ireland[3] Leinster is counties Carlow, Dublin, Kildare, Kilkenny, Laois, Longford, Louth, Meath, Offaly, Westmeath, Wexford and Wicklow[4] and Munster is Clare, Cork, Kerry, Tipperary, Limerick, Waterford. Munster and especially have always been the heartland of Irish rugby. And as de mudder is from Limerick we always followed Munster rugby. Connacht[5] is by far and away the weakest of the provinces. Was even almost disbanded a few years back, but we’ve struggled on.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usSo, Leinster away against Toulouse, and as Toulouse are such a great team the odds were against the boys in blue. But they went out and more than did the job. 4 great tries. Horgan, O’Driscoll, Hickie and Jowett all scored tries, and Fillippe Contepome was fantastic at controlling the match for Leinster

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usIn the other match Munster didn’t play too well. But in the end, mostly through the efforts of O’Connell and O’Gara, they got the job done and won by a final score of 19-10

Results which mean that there will definitely be an Irish team in the final as Munster will play Leinster in the semi-final. Which leaves me with a dilemma and a half. Who do I support? On the one hand I’ve always supported Munster, but Leinster played so well today. Leinster have Horgan, who has played so fantastically this year for Ireland, how could I ever want a team he plays for to be beaten. But O’Connell, O’Gara and Stringer all play for Munster.

Can I cheer both of them on? I’ll sing the Fields of Atherny and Molly Malone one after another.

Course, I’ll probably end up cheering on whichever side is losing, but being happy for the winners. It’ll be some rugby occasion.

Linknotes:
  1. Bath won the other is you’re interested
  2. 3 time-champs
  3. the other two being Ulster and Connacht
  4. yeah, I had to look it up to be sure
  5. which includes Sligo
Tags: ERC, HeinekenCup06, Leinster, Munster, rugby

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