Susan Hated Literature

Dir: Justin Lin
Writ: Chris Morgan

• Lucas Black - Sean Boswell
• Nathalie Kelley - Neela
• Bow Wow - Twinkie
• Sung Kang - Han
• Brian Tee - D.K

Car go fast. Car go bang. And look, pretty girls in short skirts.

Come on, that’s all you were expecting right? I mean, yes I enjoyed the first film, way back when. But it was nonsense. I avoided the second because I was afraid of a [tag]Paul Walker[/tag] overdose. But I’ve been a fan of Lucas Black’s since those American Gothic days, and I figured some mindless entertainment might be fun.

And it was.

Although the plot makes no sense, it is all just an excuse for the cars to drift. And yes, drifting is cool, I thought so when I saw it last year on Top Gear and I still think so. But 104 minutes of drifting is slightly too much. Still, cars go fast. And cars go bang. So its all good. Can’t say as I was impressed by the pretty girls though.

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There is one bit that deserves praise though. I thought the action sequences were very well shot. All the directing in fact was great. Everything looked just as it should, although Black is too old to be playing a school kid. But Diesel was too old to play his role in first film, so maybe they are just sticking with tradition.

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Tags: 6 Stars, action, Bow Wow, Brian Tee, car-racing, Chris Morgan, Japan, Justin Lin, Lucas Black, mindless fun, Nathalie Kelley, plotless, series, Sung Kang, TFATF, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

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• Ziyi Zhang …. Sayuri
• Youki Kudoh …. Pumpkin
• Li Gong …. Hatsumomo
• Ken Watanabe …. Chairman
• Kôji Yakusho …. Nobu
• Michelle Yeoh …. Mameha

In short, this is a film that is pretty to look at, but boring to watch.

Okay, I’ll say a bit more about it:
Based on the novel by Arthur Golden, Memoirs of a Geisha has been somewhat controversial. Some people complained about casting Chinese actors in the roles of Japanese women. And recently China banned it because, well I suppose because of their historical issues with Japan.
The film opens with two young sisters being sold by their father, one of whom is our heroine. I’m going to call her Sayuri, although she only gets this name later in the film. Sayuri ends up in a geisha house, and is mistreated by the head geisha, Hatsumomo, because of the possibility that she will grow up to be a rival to Hatsumomo.

Too much of the film is spent in her childhood. There is no tension in this entire period. We can’t hope that she escapes from the house because we know that she doesn’t. the film is called Memoirs of a Geisha afterall, not Memoirs of a someone who once spent some time in training to be a geisha.

But eventually Sayuri grows up, and is taken under Mameha’s wing. Mameha is Hatsumomo’s rival, and there is much bitching and snide comments between the two, and also between Hatsumomo and Sayuri, as Sayuri attempts to learn how to be geisha. But the comments are never quite bitchy enough, they don’t make an impact, although we do get the impression that Hatsumomo wishes looks really could kill.

One of the big problems I had with the film is that you just don’t care. You aren’t really invited into the world of the geisha’s, you are simply a distant onlooker. We never really know what a geisha is, apart from a skillful entertainer, and an artist.

There is quite a big deal made about the fact that being a geisha is not to be a prostitute. Yet they sell off their virginity. Getting money for sex means prostitution, doesn’t matter how classy you pretend to be.

And the whole romance thing with The Chairman was utterly boring to me. I mean, were we really supposed to believe that she fell in love with him when she was nine, and her feelings never altered? Then again I suppose it was meant to show her determination. Sayuri was so taken with his little act of kindness that she built him up and made him the goal of her future.

But all in all the film is too long, too distant, and this may be petty, but the accents annoyed me. I’d much prefered to have watched it subtitled in Japanese, although they probably would have had a problem with the cast not speaking the language then.

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Tags: 5 Stars, Arthur Golden, based on book, Bored Now!, historical fiction, Japan, Kôji Yakusho, Ken Watanabe, Li Gong, looks pretty, Memoirs of a Geisha, Michelle Yeoh, Youki Kudoh, Ziyi Zhang

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