Feb 28 2006
Cos there are no reasons What reason do you need to be shown
So last night saw the last episode of this season of Life On Mars. Now what am supposed to watch on Mondays? I know, there is Lost, but it’s booooooooring. I want my retro 70’s cop/time travel/maybe just in a coma tv show back.
Anyways, to mark its final episode I’ve decided to list a collection of Huntisms. Yes, the Gene genie certainly had some great lines, but I know there are some I’ve forgotten/didn’t find to steal from other places, so if you can think of any more, let me know in the comments section
Huntisms:
- [to a group of armed men in a deserted cotton mill at night]
Drop your weapons! You are surrounded by armed bastards! - [to some children playing on the street]
Anything happens to this motor, I’ll come round to yer houses and stamp on all yer toys got it? …Good kids. - We’re here to talk about ‘ow yer brother copped it
- Gene: I’m not a Catholic meself, Warren, but isn’t there something about ‘Thou shalt not suck off rent-boys’?
Warren: ‘HOW DARE YOU COME IN HERE!’
Gene (Indicating rent-boy): ‘You could have said that to him!’ - [Sam asks what year it is. Gene slams him against some filing cabinets]
It’s 1973, almost dinnertime. I’m having ‘oops! - Is there anything more revolting than a dishonest ‘ippy?
- Sam: I think i’ve got something
Gene: Number for the special clinic’s on the wall - There will never be a woman Prime Minister so long as I have a hole in my arse
- Sam: I’m the negotiator.
Gene: I’ll make you a hat! - [Gene spikes some fella's pint]
Sam: I’m not sure that’s ethical.
Gene: It’s not, it’s vodka. - Sam: If it was to do with football he’d have serious injuries!
Gene: He’s dead. That’s quite serious. - Bloody hell I’ve seen road accidents look more cheerful than you.
- [after driving his car in hot pursuit across a football pitch]
Oi Ref Are you blind? Next time move or I’ll run you over!
