Susan Hated Literature

What a strange and wonderfully weird place the world is. Okay, not always in a wonderful way, I mean have you heard about the budget? Hardly wonderful to be taxing peoples on minimum wage now is it. And as for the cut-backs that are forthcoming. Well, maybe if we ignore it it’ll get better.

Where was I? Oh yes, the weirdness that is this world. Well what else would you call it when amazon think that you should buy The New World and Tristan and Isolde together. I mean do they have anything in common apart from being set in the past?

Well, I suppose they are both love stories. But come on! Really?

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So I was reading through the latest offering from the Popcorn and Chainmail people, where they sporked The Sound of Music, and I came across this little line:

And would everyone please hold the fork in their left hand while eating? You know, like it’s done in Europe?

So question America, and the rest of the world, what hand do you hold your fork in?

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