Susan Hated Literature

What is it about the Irish blogosphere that we seem to be constantly saying there should be more women blogging. Pschaw. Who needs more bloggers? Let alone more women bloggers. If they all just came here and left inane^[1] comments on my blog, well that’d be all to the good wouldn’t it?

And as for this expert list, or list of experts if you will^[2] well, I demand to be listed. Course limiting my expertise to just one topic would be tough. We^[3] all know that I know everything^[4] there is to know about everything. And then some. Possibly I should be the Jack-of-all-trades-expert. But that sorta implies that I’m not really an expert, when clearly^[5] I am.

This, therefore, is your challenge, to come up with a classy and not at all silly title for my personal expertedness.

And while I’m here and typing, isn’t it weird what some spellchecks insist aren’t real words. Blog, for example. Bloggers is another one. And expertedness, when clearly that is a word that is most definitely real and not at all made up!

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