Feb 19 2008

Jumper

Published by Fence under Moving Pictures

Dir: Doug Liman
Writ: David S. Goyer, Jim Uhls, & Simon Kinberg. Based on book by Steven Gould

  • Hayden Christensen … David Rice
  • Samuel L. Jackson … Roland
  • Diane Lane … Mary Rice
  • Jamie Bell … Griffin
  • Rachel Bilson … Millie

David Rice used to be your average chump. His word, not mine. But then he discovered that he could jump; transport himself instantly from one place to another. And suddenly his world is fabtastic. Money is easy, he simply jumps into a bank vault and jumps away with cash. Wants a holiday, or a change of scenery, then all he does is jumps somewhere new.

It actually sounds kinda ok. But to be honest this film sucks. Sucks sucks sucks. End of review. Short and sweet, but perfectly to the point :)

Tags: 2 Stars, based on book, David S. Goyer, Diane Lane, Doug Liman, Hayden Christensen, Jamie Bell, Jim Uhls, Jumper, Rachel Bilson, Samuel L. Jackson, sff, Simon Kinberg, Steven Gould, sucks, teleportation

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