Susan Hated Literature

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Would you rather:
1. be the world’s best dodgeball player OR the world’s best chess player?
2. be allergic to egg products OR wheat products?
3. be able to go back in time to when JFK was assassinated OR abraham lincoln?
4. be able to do complex math equations instantly OR sing professionally?

I would choose

1. Chess, its so much cooler
2. Egg, couldn’t do without my sandwiches
3. Lincoln. more interesting time
4. to violate the rules and choose to sing maths problems instantly

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Would you rather:
1. have all your body hair fall out and take a year to grow back OR have a really bad rash between your thighs for a month?
2. have people shout to you because they think you’re hard of hearing OR have people make funny faces at you because they think you’re blind?
3. be tortured with bamboo shoots under your finger nails OR with thumb screws?
4. have your car stolen OR your wallet?

1. Body hair fall out. Think of it; no more waxing or shaving your legs. As for my head well who needs eyebrows, and wigs are always fun.
2. funny faces; but surely when/if I laughed they’d know I wasn’t blind. This is a silly choice … yeah the rest of them are realistic lol
3. Thumb screws. They thought of something under my finger nails. Yuck! Not that crushed thumbs are much better. How would I blog?
4. Seeing as I don’t have a car, I’ll choose that one

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Would you rather:
1. work at a company that regularly tests hair care products on animals OR regularly buries toxic waste illegally?
2. for an entire month, eat everything through a straw OR deep fried?
3. invent the next popular kids toy OR sex toy?
4. find out your neighbor is a spy for an enemy nation OR a black ops assassin for your government?

Hmmm, just putting my thinking cap on:

1. That’s not fait, I is a librarian and therefore wouldn’t work for either. But pressurised as I am I’ll go with the testing on the ickle fluffy bunnies
2. Through a straw.
3. Kids toy. Then you could play with it everywere and have adds on tv and everything. Plus you’d probly make more money too
4. If I told you that I’d have to kill you

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Would you rather:
1. walk a mile over broken glass in nothing but bedroom slippers OR spend an entire day in nothing but a bath robe?
2. catch your neighbor digging through your trash OR digging in your backyard?
3. eat 12 pounds of chocolate in one sitting OR 12 pounds of potatoes (cooked any way you want)?
4. be constipated for an entire week OR throw up twice a day for an entire week?

Well if it was a Sunday I could easily to the second option to the first. I mean it is positvely easy to spend an entire day in nothing but a bath robe, while walking over glass requires effort.

Hmm, either way I’d be reporting my neighbour, but I have all that confidential info in the bins, so I guess I’ll take my neighbour digging in the garden (that way I could blame the bodies on them too).

Chocolate

Now neither of those opptions is a good one… guess I’ll go with throw up thought. No, I mean constipated. I mean. I don’t know… Constipated. My final answer so Chris you can go orange on that now.

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