Tristan & Isolde dir. by Kevin Reynolds
I’m going to admit that I was looking forward to this film. Which is strange, because I didn’t expect it to be good. I even expected to be annoyed by the...
26 April 2006
Aeon Flux dir. by Karyn Kusama
Yes I did know that this wasn’t supposed to be very good. I decided to go see it anyway. I figured that maybe it’d have a crap storyline but be cool...
1 March 2006
The Producers dir. by Susan Stroman
If you go see this film looking for nothing more than simple entertainment then you should come out entirely satisfied. It made me laugh, although the songs, with the exception of...
8 January 2006
Pride and Prejudice [based on book] by Jane Austen dir. by Joe Wright
Sometimes directors really make you think, make you stop and consider their work, make you want to never ever see anything in the cinema ever again because they have killed any...
26 September 2005
The Dukes of Hazzard dir. by Jay Chandrasekhar
This doesn’t even deserve the title of film. A film has a story, a plot, characters! It entertains. This, this monster is just plain boring. Worst film ever! Yes, I’ve seen...
28 August 2005
Vanity Fair [based on book] by William Makepiece Thackery dir. by Mira Nair
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. This is not a good film. To be honest it isn’t even worth discussing, apart from two aspects. There is wonderful look of the costumes,...
19 July 2005
Lost – Solitary dir. by Greg Yaitanes
I haven’t reviewed an episode of Lost in a while, mainly because I’ve been getting a little bored. Every episode seems to follow the same pattern with the flashbacks and the...
13 July 2005
Ladder 49 dir. by Jay Russell
So you see firemen and Joaquin Phoenix and you think, hmmm, that’ll be fun. (Or you do if you’re me). Well it wasn’t. Honestly, yet another crappy film. 2005 has been...
28 January 2005
The Phantom of the Opera dir. by Joel Schumacher
I had expected to enjoy this. But no, it was over long, over crap, and just plain boring. There isn’t really a lot more to say, but I suppose you bothered...
22 December 2004
Million Dollar Baby [based on book] by F.X. Toole dir. by Clint Eastwood
The critics have been raving over this film. Don’t know why, I found it overlong, boring and more than a little predictable.
22 January 2004
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