Category: Honk

The raven chides blackness!

So there is this footballer named Stephen Ireland, and last weekend he scored a goal, and promptly dropped his shorts to reveal Superman Underwear[1] I know, not a good move, but...

I had such fuckin’ hopes for us

I’ve been out. Doing things. You know, that I shouldn’t be, *glances warily around* going places I shouldn’t. Yup. Shopping again. It’s shocking[1] how easy it is to spend money when...

You can’t put any spin on that performance

Honesty from Eddie O’Sullivan; a shocking game. Not up to par. Etc. My opinion: Holy Fucking Jesus! 32-17! Christ on mother-fucking bike![1] Linknotes: – yes I may be over-reacting, but what...

Computer says no

On my usual walk to work I encounter a considerable number of those free-newspaper-giver-outers[1] And all of them annoy me. Apart from the one I always take the Metro from. I...

Can I take my goldfish to school?

They have arrived. Without warning, every single year they come, hordes of them. Milling about the city. Causing untold damage. Spreading out, taking over, like a virus of some sort. No...

TT #23

Wow, can you believe that I’ve been doing this Thursday Thirteen stuff for 23 weeks now? I was wondering what to do for this week’s Thursday Thirteen but then I got...

Knee jerk

Last week a young boy was attacked in Offaly by two rottweilers. He was rescued by his father, and was taken to hospital. The dogs were put down. So now we...

57 channels

While waiting eagerly[1] for the Eurovision[2] to begin earlier today I was flicking between Remarkable Vets[3] and The Culture Show[4] Neither were all that good or gripping, but I’d already watched...

Seriously

. Of course bloggers are blogging about it, but I’m not going to. It’d be pointless. Instead let us turn to a more light and frothy part of life. An antidote...