No Such Thing dir. by

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So there I was, flicking around this afternoon when I came across No Such Thing. My wonderful browse feature told me it was the story of a young female reporter who tried to find out what happened her missing fiancée only to discover a foul-mouthed monster whom she befriends.

Only it was a lot stranger than that. The first hour or so was all about Beatrice. On her way to Iceland to track down her fiancée her plane crashed into the sea. She was the sole survivor, but was terribly injured. In the world of this film the media have taken over and pretty much run the world, but must contend with a public who grow bored of anything after only a few hours.[1] Beatrice’s boss tried to make her go public and tell her story, but Beatrice doesn’t want to so she is pretty much abandoned in the hospital, where she must undergo an extremely painful operation, with only limited painkiller/anaesthetic.

After 6 months rehab she decides to return to her earlier goal of tracking down her fiancée and ends up in Iceland, where after much warnings from locals and travelling she ends up as a sacrifice to the monster.

I don’t really want to give away too many plot points, but then again the plot isn’t all that important in the weird-ass Beauty and the Beast retelling. Only it isn’t a love story. And the beast really is a nasty killer type. He even rummages through human remains, rib-cages and bother assorted bones, to find Beatrice’s fiancée’s runner and prove to her that he really did kill him, and the rest of his film crew.

The whole film is sort of off-kilter, which makes it interesting to watch, and is probably the reason I didn’t change the station. But it is also slow, sombre, and every now and then over the top in a melodramatic way. I did like The Monster, who doesn’t enjoy an immoral alcoholic indestructible depressed lonely and misanthropic monster.

The problem is that it is just too stilted and the messages far too obvious. I’m also not totally convinced by the ending Show Spoiler ▼

If you do come across this film I’d recommend you watch it, it has a very interesting premise and could have been an excellent film, as it is it is still interesting and worth watching.

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  1. I reckon there is some meaning there, I just cant quite figure out what it is…

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2 thoughts on “No Such Thing

    La Nouvelle Heloise

    (3 November 2007 - 1:24 am)

    Hmmm… I pretty much gave up on Hal Hartley after Henry Fool because his movies just got "stranger and stranger not in a good way". This one does seem interesting though. Have you seen Hal's earlier stuff (Trust, the Unbelievable Truth, Amateur, Flirt)? If not, I really recommend them! Best, LHN

    Fence

    (4 November 2007 - 10:02 pm)

    I hadn't heard of him before watching this. I think I may take a look for some of his other films though.

    I wouldn't really recommend this, it isn't good enough to go looking for, just interesting if you come across it.

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