Computer says no


  1. trow it in da bin.

    its incredibly annoying. i won't go into detail as to just how much i sympathise, otherwise some of my deeper and more evil prejudices will be unveiled.

    i do wonder why, even when one has the badge of a newspaper emblazoned on one's person in order to let them know that you've already got one, they still insist on proffering one in your face? why? WHY? are they A) blind B) trying to annoy you (in which case they should be throttled) C) having a laugh (in which case someone should tell them it isn't funny).

    i just wish they'd stop.

    okay – i went into a bit of detail.

    and now they've taken their idiocy to new hights buy giving you man cream…

    i fully sympathise.

  2. I always thought a hat with the word "Fuck off, I already donate" might have a market. Maybe I should trademark "Fuck off, I don't want your free shite" as well :)

    Or am I being too harsh.
    Twitter: ecnef

  3. Ship in (internationally) to me, no matter what the cost. I'll tell you if it makes me feel like a man, and then you can recommend it to all your friends.

    I hate those people too. There are two crappy papers filled with typos and bad news that they hand out, a representative of each stands on either side of the subway stairs and eventually drift together so you have to go through them single file. At least I've glared at them both enough that they know not to offer me a paper anymore.

    But some of them are good like the Mexican lady who stands on the corner giving $2 off coupons for combo meals at Chicken Ranch. She's always worth a visit on the way to lunch.

  4. Scott, email me your address and I'll ship them, no problems :) No matter the cost.

    2 quid off vouchers are worth a visit. Somehow we never seem to get anything like that though.
    Twitter: ecnef

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