Dec 11 2006

Week 201

Published by Fence at 10:50 am under Ramblings, Sport, Weekly memes

You know the drill at this stage, Luna Nina says:

  1. Research ::
  2. Chuck ::
  3. Insert ::
  4. Bang ::
  5. Lousy ::
  6. Rehearsal ::
  7. Critics ::
  8. Memory ::
  9. Squid ::
  10. Remove ::

Anyways, I’ve been a very bad blogger over the weekend, wasn’t even online once, so I wasn’t. Not like I was doing anything else, but I didn’t get home on Friday till round half three on Sat and then spent the next three hours in one of those oh-so typical “how to save the world” conversations[1] that one has when one has spent the night making friends with alcoholic beverages.

So despite getting up really really early on Sat[2] I did absolutely nothing all day long. Well, nothing that didn’t involve sitting/lying/reclining on the couch watching shite on the telly. Did you know that paramount blank out evil words during the day, although they aren’t very constant. Cause ass was ebil and so not heard on Scrubs, but made it through on Two and a half men but they really don’t like any reference to masturbation.

Then I watched the “extended highlights” of the rugby on Sat night[3] which was lovely as we got to watch a great sprint by Brian O’Driscoll followed by scenes of him puking on the pitch. Not as entertaining as Donncha O’Callaghan on Sunday though. Image Hosted by ImageShack.us I have never laughed so much in my life. I bet the fellas doing the lifting at the line-out were glad the ref decided to pause the match till he got himself a new pair of shorts.

Donncha O’Callaghan was standing there in the line-out with nothing concealing his privates but the briefest of briefs. The second row looked completely baffled when the referee stopped the game and demanded he put his shorts back on. Had Christophe Berdos failed to notice that he and his Munster teammates had just been working their damned pants off?

I’m pretty sure there’ll be footage up on youtube at some stage, but I haven’t seen it yet. Munster won, btw. So did Leinster. Ulster lost. And Connacht won in their European Challenge Cup. So all in all a fairly good weekend for the Irish teams.

However, being out on Fri meant I missed Dara O’Briain on the Jonathan Ross show, and fucked up when trying to tape the repeat by sticking in the wrong date[4] So that is another thing I’ll have to keep an eye out for on youtube.

  1. Research :: and development
  2. Chuck :: Norris
  3. Insert :: here
  4. Bang :: bang. My baby shot me down.
  5. Lousy :: situation
  6. Rehearsal :: dress
  7. Critics :: film
  8. Memory :: stick
  9. Squid :: ink
  10. Remove :: all traces

Linknotes:
  1. tis easy, put me in charge of everything ↩
  2. half 11 is early when you go to bed at 6.30 ↩
  3. Goddamn you Sky! ↩
  4. very complicated error involving it being after midnight and me not knowing this and so therefore thinking that it was tomorrow I should have been taping when in fact it was today, see ↩
Tags: Brian O'Driscoll, Connacht, Donncha O'Callaghan, drink, ebil words, ERC, HeinekenCup07, Leinster, Luna Nina, Munster, party, puking, rugby, Two and a half men, Ulster

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6 Responses to “Week 201”

  1. On 11 Dec 2006 at 3:56 pm Harlequin said

    Research :: er
    Chuck :: Norris
    Insert :: into ear, then hit with hand
    Bang :: bang, you’re dead, fifty bullets in your head
    Lousy :: world
    Rehearsal :: dress
    Critics :: brushers of noblemen’s clothes
    Memory :: loss
    Squid :: Matrix
    Remove ::the Fat Owl of the

    Boy, you have stepped up the wild nights out since the round-the-world travellers came back, haven’t you!! I’d better not match drinks with you this Stephen’s Night - you’d leave me under the table. :-)

  2. On 11 Dec 2006 at 9:54 pm Carl V. said

    Research :: Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense
    Chuck :: Yeager
    Insert :: finger here
    Bang :: your head
    Lousy :: Mondays
    Rehearsal :: dinner
    Critics :: overpaid
    Memory :: of Trees
    Squid :: ward
    Remove:: your hand

  3. On 12 Dec 2006 at 2:09 pm anne said

    Motion to put you in charge seconded. Anyone who watches Two and a Half Men and Scrubs deserves to rule the world. That means me too, by the way.

    1. Research :: stem-cell
    2. Chuck :: Berry, Norris (and oh my god, Carl, I’d forgotten about Yeager. Bad girl. Baaaaad.)
    3. Insert :: Tape
    4. Bang :: Bang, Kiss Kiss
    5. Lousy :: Day
    6. Rehearsal :: Dinner
    7. Critics :: Pick
    8. Memory :: Lane
    9. Squid :: and the Whale
    10. Remove :: Stain

  4. On 12 Dec 2006 at 5:15 pm Fence said

    H we didn’t really have that much to drink, although it’d probably qualify as binge drinking…

    Anne, I can’t make up my mind whether I like Two and a Half Men, the laugh track drives me mad, and is a terrible distraction.
    But yes, I should rule the world.

  5. On 12 Dec 2006 at 6:27 pm Harlequin said

    I ONLY like Two and a Half Men for Charlie Sheen’s unashamed Charlie Sheen-ness. Nothing else. Except when Martin Sheen was on it. I love Martin Sheen.

  6. On 12 Dec 2006 at 8:00 pm Fence said

    See, I don’t even really like the Charlie Sheen bits, but then I find myself laughing at it. So maybe I do like it? I dunno.

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