An expert is a person who avoids small error as he sweeps on to the grand fallacy

20 November 2006

What is it about the Irish blogosphere that we seem to be constantly saying there should be more women blogging. Pschaw. Who needs more bloggers? Let alone more women bloggers. If they all just came here and left inane[1] comments on my blog, well that’d be all to the good wouldn’t it?

And as for this expert list, or list of experts if you will[2] well, I demand to be listed. Course limiting my expertise to just one topic would be tough. We[3] all know that I know everything[4] there is to know about everything. And then some. Possibly I should be the Jack-of-all-trades-expert. But that sorta implies that I’m not really an expert, when clearly[5] I am.

This, therefore, is your challenge, to come up with a classy and not at all silly title for my personal expertedness.

And while I’m here and typing, isn’t it weird what some spellchecks insist aren’t real words. Blog, for example. Bloggers is another one. And expertedness, when clearly that is a word that is most definitely real and not at all made up!


  1. to lower the tone of course
  2. I just needed the extra words for the linkage, see
  3. okay, okay, I know
  4. i know, too much use of the word know in the one sentence, but I don’t care. And you already know that, right
  5. I can see you all nodding in agreement

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7 Responses

  1. Booooo to lists.

    Be glad you’re not on the list Fence. I myself am on a number of lists and it’s not all it’s cracked up to be let me tell you! Take the terrorist watch list for example, when I first found out I was on it, I thought, great a new ‘get in’ with the ladies, but then again travelling abroad is a bitch. I’m also on the list of people who hate lists ……which I hate!

  2. anne says:

    Fence, expert in all nurturing, sensible and sensitive subjects – and serenity.

  3. Harlequin says:

    To hell with all that (you are an Expert on the Human Condition and Life in General btw), Veronica MARS!! BWAH!!! Picked up for a further 7 eps, so that's a total of 20. Why not 22? I dunno. Poor ratings blah blah, probably no season 4, but we pretty much get a full season three!!!

  4. heather anne says:

    Psh. You are the expert. We all know it.

  5. Fence says:

    Very nice Anne. Very nice.

    Now, which extra comment does I delete H?
    Had heard about VM, interesting that they want 20 but not the full season.

    We all know it Heather Anne, but isn't it nice to say it out loud too :lol:

  6. Harlequin says:

    Gargh. The first one. Hate it when that happens. Interesting too and a bit weird. Twould be unfair to deny us two eps but don't mind o'er much if there's no season four, so long as they know in advance and don't have everyone getting slaughtered in an alley in a defiant act of vengeance and rage. For example.