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14 August 2006


It has been quite a while since I’ve done any of these pointless quizes, hasn’t it? So any here you go:

You scored as Either. You brain is neither specifically male, nor female in the way you perceive your surroundings. As bad as this may sound to some, it can easily mean that you are capable of combining both gender aspects to your advantage. Rather than being genderless you are possibly able think freely. This does not mean that you are bisexual or androgynous or indecisive, but it might.

Either

68%

Male

64%

Female

57%

Neither

36%

Should you be MALE or FEMALE?*
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19 Responses

  1. NineMoons says:

    The female fence-sitter from the all-male household gets this result? Colour me stunned…

    Wonder what I'll get.

    *bounces off merrily to do pointless quiz*

  2. NineMoons says:

    And I'm…
    Male. A reasoned thinker. Bleh. Although that bodes well for legal-eagle-dom.

  3. Mal says:

    I did it too, and scored male. Well, what it actually said was, "You are a raging storm of testosterone, with more masculinity in your little finger than an entire rugby team. We bow before you". Really.

  4. Mal says:

    Then it said, "Thanks for participating, Mal. We love your piercing insights into the emptiness of modern culture, by the way".

    Hee hee.

  5. Ann says:

    I'm apparently a Male thinker as well. I had no idea. I'd really like to know what some of the answers would be considered. I have to sit on the left of side of the bus, can't sit in the centre in the cinema, and twist maps around so they point in the "right" direction

  6. NineMoons says:

    It did NOT say that! Shut up! wtf! RAFLMAO! Babylon 5 rrrroxxxxx! Woot!

    I didn't get the bus thing at all. I have favourite sides of the train but that's only because I don't want the sun in my eyes. I like sitting up the front of the bus on the top deck but who doesn't? I also like the one person seats on both the bus and the train because I hate damp commuting humanity pressing beside me.

  7. Mal says:

    But it's funny the way you always find yourself gravitating to the exact same chair in a café or whatever, without realising it.

    I'm not going to look up what RAFLMAO means because my tender heart might break.

  8. NineMoons says:

    Rolling Around on the Floor Laughing My Ass Off.

    No, I was. REALLY. :-)

    I tend to pick seats based on them being far from drafts/draughts. I hate drafty/draughty places. And I hate sunshine in my eyes. And August. The month of August blows.

  9. mish says:

    oooh i'm *neither* which is mildly unsettling – obviously i don't exist at all!

  10. Fence says:

    So I've no "female" readers at all?

    I tend to sit on the left hand side. Not that it is my favourite or anything, I just tend to end up there. I do sit in the middle of the cinema though, and turn maps so they face the right way.

  11. weenie says:

    I'm Either, with almost exactly the same scores as you got, Fence.

  12. anne says:

    Funny, 'cause the first comment you left me, I couldn't determine whether you were male or female…
    I'm either too, with more female than male.

  13. Fence says:

    Two more, and still no females! We'll have to start a competition to see what answers will give female results :)

  14. Er…..female here.

    Go on NM, I just know you've got another RAFLMAO in you………

    At least I'm honest.

    Which I suppose just makes me even more of a woman.

    Or, at least, a man confident in his masculin……

    Oh, who am I kidding!!!!

  15. Fence says:

    Yes! Finally a female reader.

    Does this increase your tomosexual nature I wonder?

  16. NineMoons says:

    RAFLMFAO.

    The extra F is for fucking.

    forgottenmachine is a girl's name. But he'll show you good and all he's got man parts.

    Maybe we're all fine and the test is flawed. I mean, how can it know if you're a woman or not, when it doesn't ask if you like the colour pink, how many pairs of shoes you own and whether you truly believe that hair products will magically give you perfect hair?

  17. Just for the record, I answered 'no' to the hair-care products question.

    Shampoo, yes. Gel and it's various devious subcultures, no.

  18. Max Lee says:

    I'm too lazy to do that quiz, I just know that others always rendered me in the middle. Even the Very Scientific One I once found.

    It's like, oh, surprise. :)

  19. Fence says:

    Ah, but here there are two choice for the middle. You can either be neither male or female. Or either. And maybe even both.