Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?

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  1. I went home to Sligeach one time and my poppa was raving about Deadwood (which is now in the list of 'things to watch but only if I can watch it all from the start i.e. on DVD') and made me watch this wonderful scene where Swearengen and this Chinese fella who spoke very little English (what with him being Chinese and all) was complaining about having his drugs nicked by these cocksuckas and wanted Swedgin to do something about it. The whole story was conveyed using about three words (two of which were Swedgin and cocksucka) and a lot of gestures and even a little diagram. Priceless.

    I really must watch Deadwood. It's got Timothy Olyphant in it. He was soooo good in A Man Apart. And Grima Wormtongue. And wasn't Veronica in it?

  2. Buy? BUY? Excuse ME. I am the one who'll not be earning for the next year if/when I get my zams and go to the Inns AND I'll have a massive debt. So tis you who'll be purchasing shit and lending em to me. That's the way it works. I leech off you. It's like symbiosis, cept you don't benefit.

  3. Zackly Alan. Exactly. I think we should start to redefine cocksucker. No longer shall it be a term of abuse, but instead, it shall be a title of high praise. Cocksucker: one who does something really nice for someone, something they can't do for themselves.
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  4. *splutter* Imaginary tea going everywhere….

    But women are never called cocksucker, right? So it's really a homophobic term of abuse. So all the more reason to redefine it. Take back the word, vagina monologues stylee.

    Can you not do it for yourself though? Hmmm. Wasn't there something in Clerks about some guy breaking his neck trying to self-fellate?

    And I'm officially into Trouble At Work territory. I'm audi.

  5. Sadly, in the circles I hang out in, Cocksucker is a compliment and Bisexual is an insult. Neither should be an insult in my fantasyland. But that's what it is, I suppose, a fantasyland.

  6. Maybe we have to make fantasyland into a reality? Although possibly by not calling random people cocksuckers on the street. That way lies possible violence from the misunderstanding :)
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