Archive for August, 2006

I’ve been a neglectful blogger lately. I’ve thrown up the odd post, but for the past two weeks I haven’t really been commenting as much as I should. I have however been reading all the blogs, I”m subbed through google reader, and I’ve been starring all the entries I feel I should go back and comment on. Only I don’t think I’ll get around to it.

We are still getting IT and phonelines sorted at work, though I suppose I could go online at home and catch up thataways, but I was at the kino with NM on Tues, last night I had to ring home for de mudders birthday and then got distracted by those two cleaning wans, whatsherface and Agi[1] as they investigated the cleanliness of Easling Hospital. Verdict: People in general are walking germ factories, and no one washes their hands properly.

But what I was thinking was that this is a modern western hospital. So a fairly high standard of cleanliness, all things considered. What would it be like if they swabbed a hospital in a “developing[2] country”

Back to my point, I’ve a feeling that I won’t be visiting all my starred blogs, so if I haven’t left a comment on anyones most recent postings, I’d just like to say, Hello, how are you. etc etc etc.

Although I have been thinking that I’d like to join in with Carl’s reading challenge. Will wait til after this weekend[3] to decide though. If I remember.

Linknotes:
  1. I don’t think that is how she spells her name, but I don’t really care.
  2. use of third world is no longer acceptable, dontcha know
  3. Im away in Sligo this weekend
Tags: Blogland

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30
Aug

The Amulet of Samarkand

   Posted by: Fence   in Books

Author: Jonathan Stroud
ISBN: 0552550299
DDC: 813.54
#1 in The Bartimaeus Trilogy
Group read: FantasyFavorites & FFseries
See also: LibraryThing ; Official Site

The temperature of the room dropped fast. Ice formed on the curtains and crusted thickly around the lights in the ceiling.

In an alternate modern day London a young boy, Nathaniel is busy summoning what he would call a demon. Bartimaeus, the being summoned prefers the term djinni (genie), but he’d actually prefer not to be summoned at all. He’ll do anything he can to free himself from his master’s control. Especially when he learns that Nathaniel wants him to steal a very valuable amulet from a powerful amulet. But if Nathaniel remains careful and keeps to the rules then Bartimaeus must obey or face punishment and pain. Obeying also has its own worries, the guardians and security around the amulet. Not to mention the fact that the other djinn might learn that his master is all of eleven years old. Slightly embarrassing when you are a 5,000 year old djinni.

Stroud has created an interesting world in this book. One where magician’s rule England through the power of the djinn, and other beings, that they summon and control. These beings are never happy about being enslaved, and if they get the chance will kill their masters so that they can return back to where they come from. The magicians are the elites of this world, they have all the power, and the commoners have nothing.

In the occasional mentions of other countries and past centuries, we learn that not all lands have magicians in control. In some places the magic users have been overthrown, and commoners rule. But in England the magicians are in control. They run the government, they are the politicians, and they care very little for the lives of anybody but themselves.

But all that is simply backdrop to the story of Bartimaeus and Nathaniel as they both get pulled into intrigue and danger, all arising out of Nathaniel’s childish wish for revenge.

The narration of the book is divided between the usual, all-knowing narrator and Bartimaeus as a first person narrator, complete with footnotes. He operates on several planes at once you see, footnotes are his way of simplifying matters so that humans can understand. But Bartimaeus’ story is not that straight forward, occasionally it’ll seem as though the third person narrator has taken over, only for the reader to discover that no, it is still Bartimaeus telling the story, he is simply describing the form he has taken, and its actions as though it were someone else.

At first this switching between perspectives is a little distracting, but you soon get into it and it makes a lot of sense.

The book is a nice blend of humour, action and magic. Bartimaeus is probably more interesting than the other main protagonist, but Nathaniel is only eleven, it is understandable that he is slightly more straight-forward. I liked the fact that our two heroes don’t really like each other, they certainly don’t trust one another. Like all magician’s Nathaniel has been taught to fear and hate the spirits he summons and controls. And as for Bartimaeus, well it is easy to understand that he might not enjoy being at the back and call of any old human who knows the summoning spells.

I’ll look forward to the next two books in this trilogy.

Tags: 7 Stars, 813.54, alternate history, djinn, Fantasy Favorites, group read, London, magic, magicians, sff, The Amulet of Samarkand, The Bartimaeus Trilogy

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Let me start off with a preamble. I’m not a huge fan of the colour pink. In small doses I can take it, and even like it. And certain shades are actually nice, especially when combined with other colours.

Was surfing from station to station over the weekend[1] with nothing to watch. So I took a glance at the telly pages, and for once actually looked at the listing for Setanta Sport. Normally I don’t bother, although I do watch it from time to time. And what was on? Why French rugby. So I figured, only half an hour left, may as well take a look.

Certain people may now have linked my preamble with the subject of rugby, and French teams. But, just in case anyone needs a visual link I give you this:

Dude!
Is that nasty, or is that nasty. And there was me thinking that French peoples are supposed to be all fashion conscious. And Parisians even more so.

But that, well at the risk of boring you all by repeating myself, it is just plain nasty. And in that pic you don’t even get the full effect of this wonderful strip, which I presume is their away gear? Cause I remember Stade Francais as being in blue.

Linknotes:
  1. yes yes, now it is Tues but I’m still in the process of moving the library. One book at a time…
Tags: nasty, pink, rugby, Stade Francais

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27
Aug

Week 186

   Posted by: Fence   in Sport, Weekly memes

It’s semi-final day today. Mayo v Dublin. And I’m a little conflicted. I think Dublin will win, would sorta like to see them play Kerry in the final. But I’d love if Mayo won the All-Ireland. D’you know what that’d be? That’d be great.

In the mean time Luna Nina says

  1. Visit ::
  2. Cake ::
  3. Period ::
  4. Triumphant ::
  5. Screen ::
  6. Neglect ::
  7. Guitar ::
  8. Loathe ::
  9. Sugar ::
  10. Montage ::

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Tags: 2006sfc, Dublin, football, GAA, Luna Nina, Mayo, Mayo v Dublin

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27
Aug

You know I’m searching food for you

   Posted by: Fence   in Webby stuff

Spam Karma seems to have eaten quite a few genuine comments recently. I think I’ve saved most, but a few may have been totally devoured. Sorry bout that, but I didn’t notice cause I was preoccupied with the move. Anyways, figured I may as well reply to some of the comments here:

  • We do have visits from cats, but never Siamese, and they are never invited. Trespassing feral beasts.
  • The girl is River, from Serenity. But you can change the images. Up the very top there are a few selections; River (the default version), LoTR, Jayne and Strandhill (which has a white background). I’m not quite as happy with some of these images as I am with the ones over on Susan Hated Literature, but they’ll do for now. I still have a bit of work to do, like change the archives so the “optional excerpt” shows up, or in my version the explanation for the post titles.
  • No body has been intentionally blocked. The main reason I noticed that comments weren’t going through was that one of mine got stuck in transit. So if anyone’s doesn’t go through then drop me a note. Although I have changed the settings in the Spam Karma option, so hopefully that’ll help a bit.
  • Thanks for all the nice template comments

I may have forgotten one or two things, but sure ask again and you may receive.

Tags: randomness, spammer

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I’m not a big fan of reality tv. I’ve never watched more than 1 episode of any of the seasons of Big Brother, apart from that celeb one with Jack Dee[1] but my one weakness is The X-Factor. I’ll watch the odd episode of American Idol, but The X-Factor has to be the best of them all. Course, it starts off exactly the same as all the other “you wanna be famous” reality shows. The auditions.

And we watch because they are car-crash tv. People who want, who desire so very much to be famous. Who are convinced that they have what it takes to be the next big thing. And so very often the only talent they have is self-delusion. And you have to ask that box in the corner of the room, Why didn’t their friends ever tell them?

Seeing the thousands of people queueing up, and knowing they’ll all get up and sing in front of the judges, you just know you’d be as mean as Simon. Simply out of frustration. How many times can you hear someone murder a song before you crack? I wince hearing those tiny segments of hell they play, I don’t think I’d be able to listen to the thousands and thousands of the hopeless, just to hear the hundred or so who might be worth hearing again.

Despite the pain of these performances I still tune in to hear them brutalising songs, songs that were pretty brutal[2] in the first place. Okay, so one reason is that there is nothing else on the telly at that time, but I also like it. Maybe because it is actually real. Most reality tv is ultra contrived. Big Brother is as far from reality as you can get. Celebrity Love Island? How is that reality? Now, I’m well aware that plenty about The X-Factor is totally edited to “create” an effect, it is more real than the others. Like that wan who was on today’s episode. She who runs the Louis Walsh fan club. People that insane can only be real :twisted:

Once they get down to the serious part of the competition I lose interest. I’ll tune in every now and then, but I really only enjoy these first few weeks.

Linknotes:
  1. and he was the main reason I watched
  2. Irish definition of brutal, as in terrible or horrible
Tags: car-crash tv, reality TV, X Factor

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26
Aug

Severance

   Posted by: Fence   in Moving Pictures

Dir: Christopher Smith
Writ: Christopher Smith & James Moran

  • Danny Dyer - Steve
  • Laura Harris - Maggie
  • Tim McInnerny - Richard
  • Toby Stephens - Harris
  • Claudie Blakley - Jill
  • Andy Nyman - Gordon
  • Babou Ceesay - Billy
  • David Gilliam - George

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usA lot of the marketing around this film is comparing it to Shaun of the Dead, and if you enjoyed that you will Probably enjoy this too. It shares the same sense of humour with a wonderful amount of death and gore.

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Tags: 7 Stars, Andy Nyman, Babou Ceesay, Christopher Smith, Claudie Blakley, comedy, Danny Dyer, David Gilliam, gore, horror, horror-com, James Moran, Laura Harris, mindless fun, Severance, Tim McInnerny, Toby Stephens

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