Football is much harder if you don’t have the ball

16 June 2006

Oh dear god in heaven!

Gorram, mother-fucking, clicking on the wrong humping button!

I’d just finished a long post all about the World Cup and what have I gone and done, yup, clicked by accident on the wrong button. And now all my words of wisdom are gone. Eradicated by a shitty mouse that won’t go where I point it.

Grrrrrrr arrrgh

Ah well, if you think I’m repeating all that you’d be wrong. I may at some stage return to the subject of football and world cups and how it isn’t all that much fun when we aren’t in it. And aren’t the refs all insane with their rewarding diving. And if they have microphones why can’t we listen to what they say like we do in rugby. And why I’m possibly supporting Italy. Or Spain. Or France. Or Brazil. Or Australia. or Argentina

Or someone else entirely.

Now, I’ll carefully position my mouse and wait ten seconds so I know it won’t move by itself.

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13 Responses

  1. anne says:

    Oh dear god in heaven!
    You cannot, repeat cannot, be thinking of supporting Italy!

  2. Kelly says:

    Heh. I JUST got my new wand in the mail today, and presto! It works! No football! (I wish I could make that little evil face emoticon.)

  3. NineMoons says:

    I'd like to know how to do the eye-rolling emoticon. Then I wouldn't have to use words to respond to Mal. ;-)

  4. Fence says:

    What's wrong with Italy Anne?

    Kelly, I'd watch that wand if I were you. Not threatening or nuffink, but it just may end up snapped.

    NM, that'd be roll inside two : and you get :roll:

  5. anne says:

    So much. So much is wrong with Italy that I wouldn't know where to start.

  6. NineMoons says:

    What's wrong with Italy? Toto's frakkin goal, that's what! And we went home from the quarter finals…. What do you mean that was 16 years ago? Oh holy God, SIXTEEN???
    I won my argument at work btw. She brought it up again and I got an independent adjudicator to show her the results on wikipedia.

    So let's see now:
    Mal says something
    NM responds simply :roll:

  7. NineMoons says:

    Coool! It worked!
    Now, what's the angry face one?

  8. Fence says:

    :twisted: = twisted
    :satansmoking: = satansmoking
    Again inside two :

    Anne, I totally agree after this evening's match. I'm now rooting for Ghana to top that group.

  9. anne says:

    Good girl. Again. Although they're last in the standings, aren't they?

  10. anne says:

    oh no they're not. That's the US. Whatever.

  11. Fence says:

    If Ghana beat the US in their next match they'll have 6 points, and then, provided that Italy beat or draw with the Czech's Ghana will be through.

    I think

  12. NineMoons says:


    Where's Luna Nina? :pout:

  13. Fence says:

    up there :roll: