Susan Hated Literature

May 19 2006

Ye godless jaspers! Who are ya? Freemasons? Rosicrucians? Heathen emissaries from the depths of Babylon? Boozers! Gluttons! Gamblers! Fornicators!

Published by Fence at 11:26 am under Shiny

This has been floating round the Irish Blog’verse lately, and is now being emailed around, so I may as well post it too.

On 19 May 2006 at 2:00 pm Carl V. said

Ah, that’s funny! I look forward to seeing reviews from ‘real people’ as the many critics are really tearing it apart. It will make a ton of money because of fans of the book but I’m curious to see what fan reaction is after they’ve seen it.
On 19 May 2006 at 2:20 pm Mal said

Some madman’s put up a cross…
On 19 May 2006 at 4:01 pm Terri said

I bet Dan Brown is laughing all the way to the bank.
On 19 May 2006 at 5:12 pm patry said

What a great picture!
On 20 May 2006 at 11:28 am Fence said

Carl they interviewed a few people in the telly last night over here. Most said it was okay, nothing great but not as bad as the critics made out. Although one fella did describe it a turgid.

Mal, I’ve a new conspiracy theory. The Catholic Church are in on the whole DVC scheme. And after seeing that episiode of Father Ted, decided to make as much fuss as possible in order to build the hype even further and make more money.
Could happen…

Terri, yes, very much so. Cackling like a maniac no doubt.

Patry, I can take no credit for the pic. Some photoshopper out there deserves the credit, but I got it in an email, that had been forwarded around the world and back.
On 21 May 2006 at 10:07 am Mal said

Did they also secretly fund Life of Brian and the Last Temptation of Christ? Everything begins to fall into place.

You should write a book about this conspiracy theory. It would make you a bundle and be made into a film.

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