In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God

20 March 2006

Patrick’s Day Photo’s on Flickr, but i didn’t manage to get any of the first bit of excitement.

Coming down the road, looking for a parking space after dropping the sister off we noticed an auld lad, around 80. On a tractor, also around 80. both of them decked out for the parade. Him in a St. Patrick’s outfit, with a fake beard and everything. The tractor covered in balloons and green decorations.

Speeding up the road he was, at, oh, just under 2 miles an hour or so. When what happened? Yup. He crashed. Into a parked van, tearing the side open.

We slowed down in the car, and a few of the pedestrians shouted for the garda around the corner. She wandered up, stopped him from going any further, and we had to leave the scene as there were cars building behind us. As we walked by a few minutes later though anther garda had joined, luckily enough as the old fella pretty much had to be carried across the street he was so drunk. Would’ve made a good photo, St. Patrick being carted away by the cops, but I didn’t have my camera at the time. Pity.

Anyways, it is week 162 and Luna Nina says:

  1. Sugar rush:: red lemonade highs and terrible tantrums
  2. Chemical::
  3. Suspension::
  4. Defending::
  5. Conference::
  6. Dance::
  7. Weather::
  8. Fuel::
  9. Heartbreak::
  10. Insult::

So I say

  1. Sugar rush::
  2. Chemical:: Ali
  3. Suspension:: Silt. I was watching Planet Earth last night.
  4. Defending:: tackles
  5. Conference:: table
  6. Dance:: river
  7. Weather:: grey, dull, cold
  8. Fuel:: bord Na Mona
  9. Heartbreak:: Hotel
  10. Insult:: Adding to injury

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9 Responses

  1. anne says:

    Sounds like a lively senior, doesn't he…

    1. Sugar rush:: ooh, yes, please
    2. Chemical:: Brothers
    3. Suspension:: of disbelief
    4. Defending:: not the best form of attack
    5. Conference:: Yalta (wha…?)
    6. Dance:: Lord of the (wha…?)
    7. Weather:: balloon
    8. Fuel:: fossil
    9. Heartbreak:: Hotel
    10. Insult:: don't add it to injury

  2. NineMoons says:

    Title's from Braveheart, yeah?

    Sugar rush:: Rod, Tod and Pixie Sticks
    Chemical:: Sebastian
    Suspension:: of disbelief
    Defending:: your honour
    Conference:: doctors, Miami, the sister
    Dance:: like nobody's watching
    Weather:: with you (everywhere you go)
    Fuel:: crisis
    Heartbreak:: hotel
    Insult:: to injury

  3. Fence says:

    Anne, can someone be lively and paralytic at the same time :)

    NM, yup. Braveheart

  4. Kelly says:

    Shame on me, I'm afraid I laughed when I read he crashed into the van. Poor auld guy. =o)

  5. Carl V. says:

    Sugar rush:: Dark Chocolate M&Ms
    Chemical:: Romance…Helena
    Suspension:: of belief
    Defending:: national champions
    Conference:: title
    Dance:: The Big (March Madness)
    Weather:: first day of spring..38 degrees…100% chance of sleet and snow!
    Fuel:: prices SUCK!!!
    Heartbreak::er-Pat Benatar
    Insult:: "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries"

  6. Fence says:

    Don't feel bad kelly, I'm sure he didn't. Not till he'd sobered up anyways. And pretty much everyone else was laughing.

    One of the teenagers nearby was asked one of the gards "you takin' St. Patrick away then?" as they *helped* him across the road.

    Carl, nice. always good to have a bit of Monty Python.

  7. Heather says:

    Sugar rush:: bouncing off the walls
    Chemical:: Romance
    Suspension:: bridge
    Defending:: my rights
    Conference:: call (ugh)
    Dance:: hall
    Weather:: bad
    Fuel:: hemorrhage
    Heartbreak:: hotel
    Insult:: mean

  8. Carl V. says:

    A drunk man in a tractor accident…how classic is that? :)

  9. Fence says:

    So it is a good thing taht I've never had to put up with a conferance call then Heather?

    Carl, and how much more classic given the fact that it was St. Patrick's Day?