You are about as much fun as a divorce, which is not a bad idea

7 February 2006

Just in the door and I noticed the photocopier was out of paper, so I filled it. Then I noticed the toner light was flashing. Damnations. So I get toner thingy from press and mess and fiddle and put toner in machine. But the evil ink did fly through the air as I was finishing and now I have a lovely black spot on my shirt. I mean, you’d think it could have landed on my trousers, or jacket, both of which are already black, but no.

After this tale of woe, cheer yourself up by taking this quiz which was stolen from criminalenglish[1] :

Knight Rider Hasselhoff

You are Knight Rider Hasselhoff. You kick ass, you’re dead sexy, AND you are the proud owner (or perhaps life partner) of a talking black Trans-Am. What else could one ask for?

Take this quiz at

Had a very weird dream. Was at some music awards show, don’t know why, the music was all crap. And NM, your brother showed up, having just won the award for best new Westlife band! I don’t know, dreams are strange.

Anways, after listening to rubbish pop we[2] suddenly ended up in a rabbit factory. Where (squeamish? then look away) rabbits were turned into burgers by throwing them into big mincing type machines. But as I watched one little white rabbit try to avoid being mushed all I was thinking was “Thats stupid. They should skin the rabbits first. Who wants to eat a burger and have a load of fluff in your mouth.”

There was more. But I don’t remember now. Still, all that is more than weird enough to keep people wondering.


  1. edited to fix the spelling
  2. I don’t know who the other people were, but they were there

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11 Responses

  1. anne says:

    Awards? Voting's barely begun and you're dreaming of them already?
    Get your acceptance speech ready, that's really all you'll need.

  2. Well, I have been wondering about you for quite some time…..

  3. Kelly says:

    Apparently – "You are Hasselhoff, the Cult Icon. You revel in your enigmatic and confusing popularity – moreso in the positive aspects of it than the confusing or unclear parts. You are the shining star of the world: more specifically, of Germany. Someday, you will be featured in a ticker-tape parade. Someday!"

    So. Wouldn't you think I'M the one more suited to rule the world? Oh, and you're up for an award, thus the NM brother's deal in the dream, and YOU were the white bunny, but God knows why. I'm definitely going to need prophets when I take the throne.

  4. Fence says:

    Would it change anyone's interpretations if I mentioned that I had this dream on Sat?

    kelly, if you want you can be the figurehead that everyone thinks is running the show. I'll be the puppetmaster.

  5. Paige says:

    Fence, when I think I have a dangerously overactive imagination, your blog gives me an excellent reality check!

  6. Fence says:

    Paige, I didn't come up with the Hasselhoff quiz, I'm just spreading it around…

    You mean the dream don't you?

    ETA: man, typos all over the shop. Don't know if I can continue to be arsed to edit quix to quiz and other such errors. I just dinnae have the eneregy captain.

  7. Saturday, you say? Well yes, that does change things…..

  8. Kelly says:

    Hey, as long as I get the attention.

  9. Fence says:

    Yup, sat. I did have another strange dream last night, but the radio alarm knocked it out of my brain, so I could post about it.

    Kelly, you may, of course, have all the attention. I'll take the power mwwwaaaa ha ha ha

  10. Carl V. says:

    mmmmm….fluffy rabbit burgers! 'Bout as appetizing as David Hasselhoff!

  11. Fence says:

    And about as great at singing :)