Come here to me, boy, don’t you know I’m the law

Why anyone would want to drink vodka but stay sober is beyond me. In order to stay sober simply do not drink alcoholic beverages. Seems obvious to me. If however you want to get ever so slightly tipsy then drink vodka, or whatever your tipple of choice may be.

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And on a random note, isn’t it strange to be back at work. Especially considering that my library is actually closed for another week. Weirdness. Ah well, gotta get back to emailing lecturers telling them that I need their course outlines if they want to have all their reading lists available once the term starts.

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6 Responses

  1. anne says:

    I'm so not drinking brine. So not. Tell your workmates/friends/cult following to keep their fingers crossed until my tests are evaluated, OK? ;)

  2. Fence says:

    Everyone, cross your fingers for Anne, her test and her possible new job in far off canada-land.

    And thats an order! I hear one word from anyone not crossing fingers and I will shoot you down.

  3. NineMoons says:

    I crossed my eyes too.

  4. Alan says:

    Okay, he lost me at the raw egg stage. Although if I'm going on a heavy session and want to keep a clear head and not have a hangover the next morning I always stick to Smirnoff Black Ice and it seems to do the trick.

  5. anne says:

    Ah, it all makes sense now. :)