Why anyone would want to drink vodka but stay sober is beyond me. In order to stay sober simply do not drink alcoholic beverages. Seems obvious to me. If however you want to get ever so slightly tipsy then drink vodka, or whatever your tipple of choice may be.
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And on a random note, isn’t it strange to be back at work. Especially considering that my library is actually closed for another week. Weirdness. Ah well, gotta get back to emailing lecturers telling them that I need their course outlines if they want to have all their reading lists available once the term starts.