True as the North Star

18 September 2005

I may be jumping the gun a little, but at least this way you may get some practice in. Tomorrow (Monday the 19th) is Talk Like A Pirate Day. And in honour of this day I direct you to wavs and mp3s from Dodgeball, but you are only allowed listen to Steve the Pirate’s quotes.

Also it is Week 137

    and she says:

  1. Less filling::
  2. Glue::
  3. Surprise me::
  4. Model::
  5. Fee::
  6. Microphone::
  7. Choices::
  8. To the bone::
  9. Run!::
  10. Appeal::

    I say:

  1. Less filling::more money
  2. Glue::Boxer
  3. Surprise me::Boo
  4. Model::that Moss wan
  5. Fee:: paying
  6. Microphone::skype
  7. Choices::Sophie
  8. To the bone::cuts
  9. Run!::Fetchy la vache
  10. Appeal::mass

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22 Responses

  1. Anne says:

    Fetchy la vache?! I love the Monty Pythons.
    To think I would have gone for Run Forrest run. The shame…

  2. Fence says:

    Forrest Gump Vs The Holy Grail? I'll go with the K-nights any time :)

  3. NineMoons says:

    Less filling:: low cal
    Glue:: horse
    Surprise me:: come home when you say you will
    Model:: behaviour
    Fee:: barrister
    Microphone:: boom
    Choices:: sweets
    To the bone:: cutts
    Run!:: snake
    Appeal:: sex

  4. Alan says:

    Hmmm, pre-empted me there a bit. But I've been planning a "Talk Like a Pirate" competition for tomorrow. There will be prizes!

  5. Fence says:

    Gaaaargh! Priozes do be a greaht ide-er

  6. Andi says:

    Less filling:: great taste
    Glue:: sniffer
    Surprise me:: with flowers
    Model:: America's Next Top
    Fee:: tollway
    Microphone:: karaoke
    Choices:: too FUCKING many
    To the bone:: bad
    Run!:: away from school!
    Appeal:: sex

  7. Anne says:

    Oh my god, today's your first day! Sorry I forgot. Good luck, bon courage and all that, eh!

  8. Carl V. says:

    Happy first day of work, I hope all goes well!!! You may want to hold off on the "Arrr Matey" greetings today…save the pirate talk for next year when they all know you well.

    Less filling:: means 'pass the dessert'
    Glue:: The old gray mare she ain't what she used to be
    Surprise me:: with a winning lottery ticket
    Model:: Ana Beatriz Barros and Heidi Klum (even pregnant she's smoking hot!)
    Fee:: No pay
    Microphone:: Two turntables and a….
    Choices:: do you want fries with that?
    To the bone:: working my fingers
    Run!:: Its only a harmless little rabbit
    Appeal:: begging with dignity

  9. Fence says:

    Andi, you seem to run towards school rather than away from

    Don't worry Anne, I'll forgive you, probably.

    Does that "harmless little rabbit" happen to have nasty pointy teeth Carl?

    Isn't it strange how many of us associated horses with glue?

  10. Heather says:

    Argh! Me loves ole Steve tha Pie-rat! He's be one of tha best characters in that there movie!

    Less filling:: Tastes great!
    Glue:: looks like boogers
    Surprise me:: with a raise!
    Model:: behavior
    Fee:: services
    Microphone:: amplify
    Choices:: vary
    To the bone:: cuts
    Run!:: away!
    Appeal:: Sex

  11. Fence says:

    Another cuts to the bone. Yeah

  12. Anne says:

    Probably? OK, what can I do?
    Sean Bean is the greatest, Sean Bean is the best. There. How am I doing now?

  13. Fence says:

    well in that case all is forgiven :) The question now becomes, would Sean Bean make you take his seat on the bus?

  14. Carl V. says:

    My horses=glue association goes back to the first time I saw Young Frankenstein. And yes, he does happen to have nasty, pointy teeth. :)

  15. Fence says:

    Mine is, as you may have guessed, related to Animal Farm, I've no real memories of the book, but the cartoon… Poor Boxer :(

  16. Anne says:

    I doubt Sean Bean would be on the bus… But, being the greatest and the best, if he were on it, he'd probably do, yes.

  17. Fence says:

    Maybe, being such a gentleman, he'd give you his seat next to a certain Jeffrey Lynn Goldblum at some film "do"

  18. NineMoons says:

    Jeffrey LYNN? That's nearly as bad as poor old John Wayne's real name.

  19. Anne says:

    Actually, NM, I like to think that Lynn made Jeff Goldblum in touch with his feminine side, which Marion obviously failed to do with Wayne.
    But let's talk of Sean Bean. Bean. That's all I'm saying.

  20. Fence says:

    You know that Sean Bean spells his name wrong. Cause it should have a fada on the Seán to give it that awwww sound. But without a fada sean should be pronounced shan and means old. So Sean Bean really means Old Bean ;)

  21. sally says:

    How was your first day at your new job?

  22. Anne says:

    Thanks for making that point even clearer, Fence. ;)