I may be jumping the gun a little, but at least this way you may get some practice in. Tomorrow (Monday the 19th) is Talk Like A Pirate Day. And in honour of this day I direct you to wavs and mp3s from Dodgeball, but you are only allowed listen to Steve the Pirate’s quotes.
Also it is Week 137
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and she says:
- Less filling::
- Glue::
- Surprise me::
- Model::
- Fee::
- Microphone::
- Choices::
- To the bone::
- Run!::
- Appeal::
- I say:
- Less filling::more money
- Glue::Boxer
- Surprise me::Boo
- Model::that Moss wan
- Fee:: paying
- Microphone::skype
- Choices::Sophie
- To the bone::cuts
- Run!::Fetchy la vache
- Appeal::mass
Fetchy la vache?! I love the Monty Pythons.
To think I would have gone for Run Forrest run. The shame…
Forrest Gump Vs The Holy Grail? I'll go with the K-nights any time :)
Less filling:: low cal
Glue:: horse
Surprise me:: come home when you say you will
Model:: behaviour
Fee:: barrister
Microphone:: boom
Choices:: sweets
To the bone:: cutts
Run!:: snake
Appeal:: sex
Hmmm, pre-empted me there a bit. But I've been planning a "Talk Like a Pirate" competition for tomorrow. There will be prizes!
Gaaaargh! Priozes do be a greaht ide-er
Less filling:: great taste
Glue:: sniffer
Surprise me:: with flowers
Model:: America's Next Top
Fee:: tollway
Microphone:: karaoke
Choices:: too FUCKING many
To the bone:: bad
Run!:: away from school!
Appeal:: sex
Oh my god, today's your first day! Sorry I forgot. Good luck, bon courage and all that, eh!
Happy first day of work, I hope all goes well!!! You may want to hold off on the "Arrr Matey" greetings today…save the pirate talk for next year when they all know you well.
Less filling:: means 'pass the dessert'
Glue:: The old gray mare she ain't what she used to be
Surprise me:: with a winning lottery ticket
Model:: Ana Beatriz Barros and Heidi Klum (even pregnant she's smoking hot!)
Fee:: No pay
Microphone:: Two turntables and a….
Choices:: do you want fries with that?
To the bone:: working my fingers
Run!:: Its only a harmless little rabbit
Appeal:: begging with dignity
Andi, you seem to run towards school rather than away from
Don't worry Anne, I'll forgive you, probably.
Does that "harmless little rabbit" happen to have nasty pointy teeth Carl?
Isn't it strange how many of us associated horses with glue?
Argh! Me loves ole Steve tha Pie-rat! He's be one of tha best characters in that there movie!
Less filling:: Tastes great!
Glue:: looks like boogers
Surprise me:: with a raise!
Model:: behavior
Fee:: services
Microphone:: amplify
Choices:: vary
To the bone:: cuts
Run!:: away!
Appeal:: Sex
Another cuts to the bone. Yeah
Probably? OK, what can I do?
Sean Bean is the greatest, Sean Bean is the best. There. How am I doing now?
well in that case all is forgiven :) The question now becomes, would Sean Bean make you take his seat on the bus?
My horses=glue association goes back to the first time I saw Young Frankenstein. And yes, he does happen to have nasty, pointy teeth. :)
Mine is, as you may have guessed, related to Animal Farm, I've no real memories of the book, but the cartoon… Poor Boxer :(
I doubt Sean Bean would be on the bus… But, being the greatest and the best, if he were on it, he'd probably do, yes.
Maybe, being such a gentleman, he'd give you his seat next to a certain Jeffrey Lynn Goldblum at some film "do"
Jeffrey LYNN? That's nearly as bad as poor old John Wayne's real name.
Actually, NM, I like to think that Lynn made Jeff Goldblum in touch with his feminine side, which Marion obviously failed to do with Wayne.
But let's talk of Sean Bean. Bean. That's all I'm saying.
You know that Sean Bean spells his name wrong. Cause it should have a fada on the Seán to give it that awwww sound. But without a fada sean should be pronounced shan and means old. So Sean Bean really means Old Bean ;)
How was your first day at your new job?
Thanks for making that point even clearer, Fence. ;)