Somebody should check his birth cert because I don’t think he was born, I think he’s a creation of God

Only three left in it now. Cork were well beaten by Kerry, who now have to wait for the winners of the match between Armagh and Tyrone. I seem to have developed a habit of supporting the losing team. I wanted Dublin to win this weekend, and they lost. Same with Cork. Previously I was cheering Laois. They won at first, but then lost.

So, I have to choose between Armagh and Tyrone now. I think I’ll go for Armagh, but I know that in the final I’ll be cheering for Kerry. Afterall, they do have the Gooch.