Susan Hated Literature

There are two possibilities here.

(1) You are a mild-mannnered middlebrowish kind of person. Overall, you’re probably quite a good human being. About 25-35% of the time, it’s “good” as in being “positively virtuous”, and the rest of the time it’s that more insipid form of “good” that comes from a mere absence of malice. In any case, “nice” is an appropriate adjective for you. “Quite nice” is an even better description.

(2) You’re like Shakespeare’s Cleopatra or Hamlet. Your moods are variegated and mercurial. Your contradictory answers to my test have cancelled each other out and have left you in this, the “middle” category. Your life teeters on that tightrope between madrigal and scream. People mistakenly accuse you of a lack of conviction. Actually, the reality is that you prefer Truth to Facts, and you’re not so much “indecisive” as “ambidecisive” - you can see the advantages of many different courses of action. You go, girl! (Even if you’re a boy - heck, especially if you’re a boy!)

(Psst! Most people - including the writer of this test - are (1)’s. But you’re definitely a (2)!)