So I was watching Crufts there on Sun. Well, I suppose I was really reading while waiting for ER to start, but I saw bits of the dog show.

So can someone tell me why this freaky thing known as heeling to music exists. It seems to consist of this mad wan prancing about, as she embarrasses her dogs by making them follow her, or go backwards, or walk on two legs. Now I’m sure that it is really, really difficult to train your dogs to do that (she had four on the go at one stage). But OMG it is just mind-boggling, has she nothing better to do (have I nothing better to do than blog about it?), and if she is so good at training dogs, couldn’t she get them to do something doglike, as opposed to doggie-dancing?

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Author: Bryan MacMahon
I picked this up because I had nothing to read for some bus journey, but then didn’t read it on that trip. I thought the name of the author was familar, but after reading the blurb at the back figured it was simply that I had come across one of his short stories at some stage.

I was right, in the middle of the book he tells of a story he wrote that was on the Inter. cert. course, now the Jnr Cert, and I recognised it. Called The Windows of Wonder, it tells of a young teacher who arrives in a valley “that had let imagination die.” She brings back stories, but is frowned upon by the other teachers, and the principal. As she leaves she wonders has she done any good at all when an old man stops her on the side of the road, with a present for her:

“She watched the gnarled fists unlock … clinging to the coarse palms were two butterflies … carefully, he removed the butterflies from each palm … The old man tossed them into the air … at last they began to entwine their flights as they climbed higher and higher into the dark heavens.”

When I first picked the book up I thought it was an autobiography, and in a way it is. But it is really more of a meandering through the author’s life as he tells how and why he began to write and tell stories. How he became the storyman.

Finished The Storyman last night. Overall an interesting, if not always straightforward read. MacMahon skips about a bit, and often times I think it would be better to hear this book told with a Kerry accent. All in all a decent read and an interesting look back, not only at the author’s life and inspiration, but how Ireland has changed.

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